Alexius's definitions

seduction

when my girlfriend tricks me into having sex with her, and then blames it on me that we have to much sex!

Seduction is something that women do very well.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Jamwich

A shortened term for the commonly consumed sandwich containing jam.

I ate a jamwich in the park on a sunny day during a picnic

by alexius July 10, 2005

pecker monger

one who sells peckers for a profit

John is a pecker monger

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Shucks

the unused part a the corn; the "pealing"

I threw the shucks away.

by Alexius November 7, 2003

spread em

what police say to you when they wanna fondle you

Spread em!

by Alexius November 6, 2003

jigglers

1. Tits
2. little shaped balls of jello (very yummy)

Daaaaamn! Look at them jigglers!

by Alexius November 6, 2003

7 deadly sins

1.Pride
2.Envy
3.Gluttony
4.Lust
5.Anger
6.Greed
7.Sloth

90% of us do those every day...so who really cares...

It's self exclamatory

by Alexius November 6, 2003