Alexandra's definitions

Sex on a stick

A sexually alluring, slim woman

"Who's the sex on a stick over there?"

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

Wheels fell off the wagon

A phrase used to indicate that a romantic or sexual relationship has ended, or is, as when the wheels do fall off a wagon, kaput. Sometimes heard as "wheels fall off the wagon" or "wheels falling off the wagon"

"She found out he was also shagging her brother and so the wheels fell off the wagon then."

"Her incessant screwing around on him made the wheels fall of the wagon, and he dumped her."

"If he keeps that up, I can see the wheels falling of the wagon soon."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Godmoding

Creating a godmodder in a chatroom rpg.

My character Tyan has unlimited lifes and can recover instantly from any attack!

by Alexandra June 20, 2004

nightcap

Sex (thinly veiled euphemism for)

"Would you care to come upstairs for a nightcap?"

Translation: "Am I getting laid tonight or not, lady?"

by Alexandra August 16, 2004

Preppy

There are TWO types of preps. First there is the prep who only wears collared shirts, and then there is the other prep who wears Juicy Couture and Abercrombie & Fitch...mostly what celebrities wear. Now, these two preps have one thing in common...they are not sluts. They both do not wear extra-small Abercrombie & Fitch sheer shirts, but they might wear a Medium in not a see-through shirt. Some preps wear shirts that express who they are, for exaple... they might wear a shirt that says, "Almost Always Right" or "Social Studies is my best Subject!" or "I will talk in class". Things like that. They also ALWAYS wear ribbons in their hair as well as ribbon belts. There jeans are from Miss Sixty because Preps wear expensive clothing. They also wear Tiffany & Co. necklaces and bracelets. Mostly silver so they can wear them to school. They have open faces free of oil and dirt and their hair is always clean. They live in the richest towns in the area and have either Victorian or Colonial gorgeous houses. A real prep only lives in a house that costs AT LEAST $1,500,000. Most of them live in $3,700,000 million houses because a real prep's father owns a company or is the CEO of AT LEAST ONE. Anyway, a real prep almost never repeats an outfit and plays golf and tennis with their father and lacross, soccer etc... with their friends. They are envied by everyone because they are beautiful! Also, whenever they wear long pants, they wear pointy shoes and their pants always touch the ground. Anyway....hope it helped!

Those girls are so stylish and they don't look like sluts...they must be preps because they are wearing Miss. Sixty jeans and Juicy Couture shirts!

by Alexandra June 6, 2004

Going to see a man about a dog

An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Table Ender

sexual intercourse that takes place on or at the end of a table.

"We were going to Simon and Lisa's for supper, but then caught them having a Table Ender and it spoilt our appetites, so we went out to a restaurant instead."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004