AlexAlexUKK's definitions

Hemiantisexual

What you are if you aren’t into all the fashionable types of sexuality

Hey man I’m pansexual what’s your sexual orientation?

Um whatever, im hemiantisexual

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Coronavirus

What happens when you drink too much of a well known Mexican beer and get the worst ring sting ever and your butt implodes

Man that was an awesome night but my butt is fucked from coronavirus

by AlexAlexUKK February 27, 2021

Eyesy

When someone likes checking out other people but stares a bit too much and too obviously pervy, they’re ‘eyesy’ - the visual equivalent of handsy

Ali was being far too eyesy with the girls last night

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Pengaling

A small cute or baby penguin

That's a cute pengaling

by AlexAlexUKK September 30, 2018

Andersonia

An old fashioned name for Scotland

Andersonia is the most beautiful country in the world

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Cockrot

What happens when you masturbate so much your penis gets really sore and you have to stop because of pain or bruising

I tossed off so much last night and I’ve got a bad case of cockrot

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Jam Sandwich

A sexual move where a man inserts his penis in another mans butt and that guy sticks his penis in another mans butt so there are 3 people, 2 butts and 2 penises in butts. And the men on either side are a bit too rough and the man in the middle bleeds a bit from his butt.

Awesome sex last night but turned into a bit of a jam sandwich

by AlexAlexUKK February 12, 2021