AlexAlexUKK's definitions

Jam Sandwich

A sexual move where a man inserts his penis in another mans butt and that guy sticks his penis in another mans butt so there are 3 people, 2 butts and 2 penises in butts. And the men on either side are a bit too rough and the man in the middle bleeds a bit from his butt.

Awesome sex last night but turned into a bit of a jam sandwich

by AlexAlexUKK February 12, 2021

PayPal

A term meaning the worst customer service, the slowest response times and the least initiative of any business at any time ever in the history of the universe.

The service there was crap but at least it wasn’t any PayPal!

by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020

Cake

How posh British people say coke

Can I have a line of cake please?

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

NHS

UK National Health Service, a way for the government to bury problems with poor healthcare provision and poor worker morale under the guise of providing universal ‘nationalized’ healthcare which is actually making more money for private companies than for society

Pretty much anywhere is better to work than the NHS

by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020

Eyesy

When someone likes checking out other people but stares a bit too much and too obviously pervy, they’re ‘eyesy’ - the visual equivalent of handsy

Ali was being far too eyesy with the girls last night

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Arsetwat

An insult for someone who is being an idiot

Stop being an arsetwat!

by AlexAlexUKK September 30, 2018

Indie

A brand of anal brush

Hey could you pass the indie please? I need to give my ass a good scrub

by AlexAlexUKK March 2, 2021