Alex R's definitions

do not feed the metroids

a simple statement, warding off those who think metriods are cute, and look hungry. metroids feed off of the life forces of other living creatures. feeding them your rations might reek havoc upon thier specialized digestive systems. also, if a metroid sucessfully recieves energy from any meal, it grows in size and strength. so by feeding a metroid in a holding tank, you are helping it escape.

if you are stupid enough to want to feed a metroid, why dont you just jump in the tank , and let it eat you?

by alex r June 4, 2005

handjob

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers.

"a handjob, that's a man job; but a blowjob? that's yo' job."

by Alex R April 10, 2004

the valley

depending on where you go, you can find a run-down shack with 11 hispanic kids living alone, right next to a gated mansion worth $3 million. every night someone is running from the cops,being followed by a helicopter. ambulances are constantly blaring, and if you listen carefully, you can hear gunshots in the distance. and even though its so dangerous to live here, houses are expensive as all hell. one never knows what to expect when you live around here.

it may not be new york city, but its certainly interesting.

by alex r May 2, 2005

serp

Nickname of popular American whistleblowing cop that in the early 1970s exposed the corruption in the force by refusing to take a cut of cash frequently extorted from local criminals. See also serpico and the film Serpico, it has Pacino and it's pretty good.

"Serp, let's face it. Who can trust a cop who don't take money?"

by Alex R April 10, 2004

starship troopers

for those who actually dont know what it is, its a military novel/movie. i never read the novel but the movie was about a group of soldiers fighting crazy aliens from another planet.

all i know is that co-ed showers rock

by alex r May 4, 2005

space marine

the space marine could be compared to the cowboys of the old west, or pirates of the high seas. they are tough, smart, and always have the biggest guns or are just insanely strong. the idea of the space marine has been around for a while, but only in recent years have they been popular in books, movies, and videogames. you might not realise it, but you can look in almost any sci fi movie and find a space marine. pretty soon you wont be able to find any children playing "cowboys and injuns" but youll find many playing "spartans and covenants" the only difference is that theyre playing it online via xbox live.

master chief, the doom(1,2,and 3)guy, all those dead guys from metroid prime 2: echoes, everyone in the movie aliens,and the humans in aliens vs. predator and prettymuch anyone else with a big gun and a uniform in a science fiction movie/book/videogame.

by alex r April 13, 2005

choad

Hi mrs.tablert, your son broke a glass. choad means a penis that is wider than it is long, this long

Tyler Mckneal is not a choad.

by alex r January 13, 2003