Alex R's definitions

love sac

a store in the northridge mall with a freakin funny name. they also sell beanbag chairs.

hey, come check out my love sac, but be careful, i just pulled all the hairs off of it, and it might make you itchy.

by alex r March 14, 2005

metroid-clamped-on-your-balls

the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."

by alex r November 16, 2004

crazyberries

berries grown on a plant not too far from the ugly tree, but not quite related. it is said that one who eats them will go crazy, or do crazy things.

holy shit! steve just poured a bottle of squeezy cheese on his head, took a dump on his cat, and masturbated to the view! he must have had a whole bowl of crazyberries for breakfast!

by alex r November 29, 2004

serp

Nickname of popular American whistleblowing cop that in the early 1970s exposed the corruption in the force by refusing to take a cut of cash frequently extorted from local criminals. See also serpico and the film Serpico, it has Pacino and it's pretty good.

"Serp, let's face it. Who can trust a cop who don't take money?"

by Alex R April 10, 2004

handjob

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers.

"a handjob, that's a man job; but a blowjob? that's yo' job."

by Alex R April 10, 2004

acropetal

Of leaves or flowers; developing or opening from base to apex.

The town enjoyed an acropetal setting.

by Alex R January 23, 2004

choad

Hi mrs.tablert, your son broke a glass. choad means a penis that is wider than it is long, this long

Tyler Mckneal is not a choad.

by alex r January 13, 2003