apeth

Noun. A pet name for a silly person. A shortening of daft apeth. Apeth, derived from haypneeworth (half a penny's worth) but pronounced ha'p'orth. (British)
"Oh, Jake. You're such an apeth when it comes to patching trousers!"
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any cop

Phrs. Of value, of any worth. Bristish origin.
"Have you heard their new CD? I heard it was rubbish but do you think it's any cop?"
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awareness

Another word for intellegence used in the middle-class ghetto.
"He has very little awareness."
"Indeed."
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arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.
"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"
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Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".
"as the actress said to the bishop"
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avvy

Noun. Afternoon. See 'this avvy'.
"See you this avvy, Dave."
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ensures

Things that you have acquired to stop certain things from happening. E.g. insurance prevents bankruptcy. Used by Western Australian yuppies.
"Right, so we're going skydiving. Got all the ensures you need?"
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