ordinances

Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South.

"Mah ordinance iz kool!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

arse about face

Phrs. Back to front. British origin.

"The whole bloody Tori Party is completely arse about face!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

info

Abbreviation slang for information. It's easier to say and it sounds cooler.

"Can you give me some info on the History assignment."
"No! Do your own work!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 09, 2005

arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".

"as the actress said to the bishop"

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005

avvy

Noun. Afternoon. See 'this avvy'.

"See you this avvy, Dave."

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

ensures

Things that you have acquired to stop certain things from happening. E.g. insurance prevents bankruptcy. Used by Western Australian yuppies.

"Right, so we're going skydiving. Got all the ensures you need?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005