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Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

toileting 

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.
"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"
toileting by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005
Noun. Brakes.(On a car)
"I slammed the anchors on and hit my head on the steering wheel."
anchors by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005
Noun. Terror, the frights, nerves. Often heard as the screaming abdabs. 1940s
"My husband, he let loose the screaming abdabs when he saw that scorpion I tell you. Good thing it was actually our son's pet turtle!"
abdabs by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

absobloodylutely

Adv. Absolutely. Usually spoken with forced gusto. Popular amongst males (and possibly females) in suburban Australia.
"Want a beer, Dave?"
"Absobloodylutely!"

accidentally-on-purpose 

Phrs. Seemingly accidental but with veiled malice or harm. Childish in nature, but not necessarily confined to children. Associated with the British.
"Tommy broke the TV kinda, accidentally-on-purpose, you know..."
Adj. Over-excited. Becoming obsolete, although still heard used by older generations. Often mispronounced as aeriated. Slightly British.
"He's too aerated over this-here girl, she ain't THAT good looking, surely!"
aerated by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

fucksticity

N. How fucked up you are. Invented up by the stupidity of Bliss+ on LeosLyrics.com, now widespread across the world (or so we like to think).
"This cataclysm is all due to the utter fucksticity of that barstard, Craig!"
fucksticity by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005