Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

the giblees 

A stylish type of comparison used by semi-stylish hombres. For example, if you just hurt your leg, you would say: 'Ow! It hurts like the giblees!'
If you pick up ome smelly food: 'Eh! It smells like the giblees!".

(Bobby trips over and fractures his nose)
"Ahhh! It hurts, like the giblees!"

the giblees by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

gimme eat 

According to CATCH-22, the statement to end all statements.

"Gimme eat."
"Indeed."

gimme eat by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

notice 

Something on a yellow metal pole that tells you what you gotta do and you gotta figure out how ya gonna do it.

'STOP'
"I'm driving here!"

notice by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

experience 

A sexual act that was, for lack of better words, weird.

"So baby, what did you think of my double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodledoo-rainstorm?"

"Uhhh.... it was......... uh... an.... experience...."

experience by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm 

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

opening 

Bizarre slang for a girl's private parts.

"HEY GIRL!"
"Uhhh... What?"
"I give ya twenty if ya show me yah opening?"

opening by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

precaution 

Precaution is the act of making sure nuffin bad happens to you.

"Rightio, you're about to have sex for the first time. Have you taken plently of precautions?"

precaution by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005