Definitions by Alex

V-Chip 

wasted technology because
a. Nobody knows how to use it
b. Nobody really cares

V-Chip by Alex April 6, 2003

bogart 

to steal or to take, however the reference is made in a lightened manner

Don't bogart my chips man!

bogart by Alex April 6, 2003

torin 

someone that can gain more than 40lbs of weight in short period of time.

damn hommie...what the f*** happend to you? ur like a torin dude! u were 112lbs last year man...look at urself now. ur liek 150lbs.

torin by Alex April 5, 2003

Geraldo 

a blemish on the otherwise fine face of the Fox News Channel; American journalist aiding and abetting the enemy; survives on moustache water; wannabe Hispanic

Geeze, if Jerry Rivers - ahem, Geraldo Rivera keeps screwing up, we'll have no place to send him except the moon! Even then, we just might have to kill him.

Geraldo by Alex April 5, 2003

American 

legal resident of the United States; not really a nationality since everybody came here from somewhere else

American by Alex April 3, 2003

kumquat 

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions

fuck off you kumquat!

kumquat by Alex April 2, 2003

loan officer 

a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy

"Damn, lost another loan to Ditech!"

loan officer by Alex March 28, 2003