Alex's definitions

Russian Roulette

A "Game" in which a revoler is loaded with one bullet and the chamber is spun placing the bullet randomly in one of the guns rounds. the gun is then spun one the table and whomever it is pointing at when it stops spinning is the winner (loser also). after the winner does a few more lines of coke, he is then allowed to point the gun at everyone in the room (given that he is not the only one). If the winner has not done enough coke yet he may say that the whole thing is stupid but then the person who has done the most coke is allowed to point the gun at the winner and yell "I love you man just do this for me and you can bang my girl". more then likely the person will attempt to leave the room so the coke head is then allowed to pull the trigger until the round is fired. also see Hiding the Body

"lets see... there know way I can lose. we've pulled the trigger five time so that

by alex December 28, 2003

new baby

a baby just born implying that it is indeed new and not like the old baby- where is that thing?

let me hold the new baby while i step on the old one.

by alex December 28, 2003

annual

to drop a deuce regularly

fat conroy came over and took an annual, then left. Next day he took another one, it smelled funkayyyy.

by alex December 28, 2003

thigpen

1) Small, feeble looking teenager who suffers from severe overbite. The Thigpen is usually a bright white and can be seen from miles away.

2) Teenager lacking common sense. The Thigpen has severe homosexual tenedencies and tries to molest girls.

3) Very small adolescent that wears glasses bigger than himself. This version of the Thigpen usually stays quiet, and will kick without warning.

Noun: Your mom's purple nipples remind me of a Thigpen.

Adjective: Lee, that is so Thigpen of you to mention that.

Verb: I ought to Thigpen you across your face!

Interjection: Thigpen! Not on the rug again!

by Alex December 28, 2003

boss

The dog that humps my brother all the time. Boss once had his balls tugged on because he had sexual relations with my cousin.

Stephen takes all the orders from Boss.

by Alex December 28, 2003

clappin in this ass

To hang out or to be a complete dumbass.

After we recorded the new material, we were totally clappin in this ass.

by Alex December 29, 2003

Hogmanay

When Scots and Northern Englanders get drunk on New Years Eve.

How many beers can ye drink on Hogmanay, eh?

by Alex December 29, 2003