Alex's definitions

kep

Used instead of "kept"

I kep it on the shelf.

by alex December 13, 2004

Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

by alex June 24, 2003

release solo material

to ejaculate

When the duet reached their peak, one of its members released solo material.

by Alex February 2, 2003

dooshbag

The American for piss-sack

With this Douchbag i can 'go' without actually going.

by Alex August 13, 2003

tolerance

Something the liberals strive for as long as it's not for conservatives, especially white male Christian conservatives. One of the big double standards for the left.

These liberals try to preach tolerance for everything, but when a conservative complains about any liberal's beliefs, they go hostile on him! In a word, hypocrisy.

by Alex September 4, 2003

college rock

Music, stemming from college students getting together to form a band, in hopes of becoming rockstars, but doing so by straying away from any mainstream styles and doing so by being jammy and being "unique."

This ultimately results in becoming a typical college band -- having piss-poor production qualities (always done in a weekend's time at a crappy local studio), slightly out of tune vocalists and/or guitars, acoustic guitars, and lots of jamming. 99% of college bands belong to this group, which is why 99% of successful bands do not come from college formed bands.

The college rock phenomenom is why college bands rarely become succesful.

by Alex November 26, 2004

slipjig

A term often used by construction workers that refers to African Americans. An abreviation for "Slippery Jigaboo"

"That damn slipjig needs to get off his ass and go to work"

by alex December 5, 2004