kumquat

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions

fuck off you kumquat!

by Alex April 02, 2003

sharking

The act of nibbling or chewing on a person's (girl's) nipples or breasts. It can also be used to descrive such an act occuring in other area.

Often refered to in 1970's sex ed. books as the next dangerous step after "heavy petting" when making out.

"It was all good until I started sharking her and she got all 'Ow! Ow! your hurting me!' and stuff..."

by Alex January 21, 2004

brutalitised

A presence of being in which a person (the dumpee) feels the proverbial "burn" of said dumpedness. Also known as "Oh gutted, al" syndrome.

"I don't mean to bitch about it, but the only thing he had going for him in the bedroom was the TV."
"Oh man, he just got brutalitised!"

- Ex girlfriend and pals.

by Alex October 21, 2004

dave chappelle

funniest man ever!!!!

what ok and yeah.....lil jon impersonation

Im Rick james bitch

by alex March 09, 2004

kissyface

1) james lee
2) flirtacious

has many usages. but is without meaning until put in a sentence where the context gives it meaning.

-he's kissyface
-they're playing kissyface
-what a kissyface

by alex January 19, 2004

See, I told you so

phrase used to tell skeptics off after the fact; commonly used by Rush Limbaugh

To all you anti-war protestors: See, we told you so. Saddam no longer reigns. Get over it.

by Alex April 25, 2003

Smidge

A person, usualy female, short in stature, but large in heart. Also, smidges are usually very beautiful.

My smidge is the sweetest person I know

by Alex February 12, 2005