Alex's definitions

dead ass

something that smells really really really bad, a combo of smelling dead and smelling like ass

"Dear god it smells like dead ass in the bathroom."

by Alex December 9, 2003

smells

See: "Stench"

It smells like ass in here

by Alex July 19, 2003

anger orgy

a fight or struggle between two or more people

I got into this huge anger orgy with my mom.

by Alex October 25, 2004

53043351

If you put this number in a calculator and turn it upside down, it says: I SEE HOES.

hoe

1 533 n00bi54 4035 (I see n00bish hoes)

by Alex December 29, 2004

bulkus

one very insecure individual, who normally takes up 2(up to a rare maximum of 4) plane seats. Generally has a BF of > 20%, however due to androgen hardness convinces most of his fellow peers, and especially himself, that he is sub 15%. This condition is generally hard to get rid of, and is only possible through anorexic obsession. Often known as anti-anorexic insecurity syndrone.

The bulkus looked at his portruding stomach in the mirror, and hid his disgust in himself by eating 4 more burgers and telling himself " I AM HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!! " while uncontrollably feeling his trunk-like arms.

by Alex February 16, 2004

May Contain Peanuts

Extremely dangerous

Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!

by Alex August 28, 2003

rio

Rio rhyming with Dio, or Ronnie James Dio! Who is t3h pwn

rio, dio whats the difference

by Alex January 8, 2004