Alec's definitions

Time Burglar

A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.

Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.

by Alec December 24, 2004

zell miller

dude who challenged the guy at hard ball to a "duel". Too bad these types of fights are not allowed anymore

zell miller > i challenge you to a duel

by Alec December 21, 2004

python

The person above me is a complete idiot, a python does not break its prey's bones, it constricts the prey item, and as the prey breathes in, the python squeezes tighter. The only deadly python in the world is the world's largest snake, the reticulatedpython. The anaconda is NOT the largest snake, butthe heaviest, weighing in at 300-500 pounds. So, in fact, the person who posted above me is a complete idiot who knows NOTHING about reptiles.

Also referring to one of the greatest comedic geniuses in the world, Monty Python.

"Look at that tiger morph ball python, it's awesome."

"The flying circus."

by Alec July 1, 2004

the 561

Palm Beach County, Florida

the raw is in the 561

by Alec November 24, 2003

Blind Guardian

What can I say? A great Power Metal band liked by great people.

I would argue than Nightfall in Middle Earth is their best album, but again, they all rock. With amazing voal talent by Hansi Kursch, Andre Olbirch on guitars, Marcus Siepen on bass, and Thomas "Thomen" Stauch on percussion, they just kick ass. They originate from Krefeld, Germany.

Curse of Feanor and Bright eyes! WOO!

Alec: Dude, did you see Blind Guardian at Bloodfest?
Kyle: Hell yeah!

by Alec January 20, 2005

headslapper

when you rip someone the fuck off usually in dealing with illegal substances

Man that bitch got his HEAD SLAPPED

by Alec May 13, 2005

Level 4

It's that level where you don't just do it, it becomes a lifestyle.

You quit just before you reach it.

"Dude, the way I see it, I'm on like, level three of smoking marijuana."
"Dude, just quit before you reach level 4: marijuana is your life."

by Alec March 12, 2004