zell miller

dude who challenged the guy at hard ball to a "duel". Too bad these types of fights are not allowed anymore
zell miller > i challenge you to a duel
by Alec December 21, 2004
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dingbatter

A person(usually a yankee) that is out on the water with their shiny new boat or a rented one, but they have no idea what their doing, in fact they dont even know what the bow of the boat is.....and end up pissin other people up
Jeff: Look at that guy, he doesnt even know how to back his boat off the trailer!

Lee: I know man, fuckin dingbatter
by Alec October 10, 2004
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headslapper

when you rip someone the fuck off usually in dealing with illegal substances
by Alec May 13, 2005
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python

The person above me is a complete idiot, a python does not break its prey's bones, it constricts the prey item, and as the prey breathes in, the python squeezes tighter. The only deadly python in the world is the world's largest snake, the reticulatedpython. The anaconda is NOT the largest snake, butthe heaviest, weighing in at 300-500 pounds. So, in fact, the person who posted above me is a complete idiot who knows NOTHING about reptiles.

Also referring to one of the greatest comedic geniuses in the world, Monty Python.
"Look at that tiger morph ball python, it's awesome."

"The flying circus."
by Alec July 01, 2004
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Time Burglar

A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.
Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.
by Alec December 24, 2004
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<(^^)>

a kirby type smiley were he is hugging
awwwwwwww how cute <(^^)>
or
YOU FUCKING CUNT <(^^)>

note(<(^^)> makes things better)
by Alec February 25, 2005
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hawk eye

When you moon someone and spread your butt cheeks.
He showed everyone his hawk eye.
by Alec January 19, 2005
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