Alec's definitions

surreal

when both your parents and the parents of a hot girl say its okay that your parents arent hoem when she comes over for a long time.

Betty is coming over later and no parents will be home. Its so surreal.

by alec July 14, 2004

pinky

In herpetological terms, a pinky is a newborn, (1-7 days old) mouse, usually a staple feeder for smaller colubrids or baby constrictors, or as an occasional treat for bulkier lizards such as blue-tongued skinks. Pinkies are cheap, anywhere from 25 cents to a dollar, and are best fed live, for their movement attracts the animal, and they aren't harmful yet.

"Yeah, I picked up two pinkies for my new blizzard."

by Alec August 3, 2004

Take Your Mamma

The most awesome song ever.

we're gonna take yo mamma out all night, we're gonna show her what it's all about, we're gonna get her jacked up on some cheap champagne and show her what it's all about!

by Alec August 27, 2004

bootydoo

When your belly sticks out more than your bootydoo

yo bitch aint nuttin but a bootydoo.

i bet you tap that bootydoo.

more like bootydon't

by Alec May 13, 2005

headslapper

when you rip someone the fuck off usually in dealing with illegal substances

Man that bitch got his HEAD SLAPPED

by Alec May 13, 2005

daddy

someone who touches me

no daddy no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by alec March 10, 2005

teeny bopper

An odd species of n00b that displays the following traits...

-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"

Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.

"Break out the frags, guys, it's Teeny Bopper season."

by Alec December 10, 2004