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Time Burglar

A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.
Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.
by Alec December 24, 2004
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Jaws

by Alec October 24, 2003
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teeny bopper

An odd species of n00b that displays the following traits...

-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"

Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.
"Break out the frags, guys, it's Teeny Bopper season."
by Alec December 10, 2004
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Blind Guardian

What can I say? A great Power Metal band liked by great people.

I would argue than Nightfall in Middle Earth is their best album, but again, they all rock. With amazing voal talent by Hansi Kursch, Andre Olbirch on guitars, Marcus Siepen on bass, and Thomas "Thomen" Stauch on percussion, they just kick ass. They originate from Krefeld, Germany.

Curse of Feanor and Bright eyes! WOO!
Alec: Dude, did you see Blind Guardian at Bloodfest?
Kyle: Hell yeah!
by Alec January 20, 2005
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an awesome quote from the true gangsta Jimmy from the town of South Park.
Jimmy's Mom: I won't let you go back to that gang.
Jimmy: I will and if you don't like it you can pass the blunt to the nigga on your left
by Alec November 4, 2004
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Take one

To take part in the recieving of one item.
I began to take one of my Mother's cellular telephones so I could text my cool white guy friend from the siz-outh.
by Alec May 14, 2004
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daink

An expression commonly used in suprise at our school when something unexpected occurs
Me: Doc Mandera just shit a brick!!
Stone: DAINK!
by Alec March 17, 2003
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