Alec's definitions

Jaws

A Steven Spielberg horror movie about a shark.

by Alec October 24, 2003

teeny bopper

An odd species of n00b that displays the following traits...

-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"

Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.

"Break out the frags, guys, it's Teeny Bopper season."

by Alec December 10, 2004

ja vatos

comes from the japanese word for food stamp and is also a nick name for the writer of "sorensen"

Hey ja vatos did canada kick your ass yet.

by alec March 2, 2005

surreal

when both your parents and the parents of a hot girl say its okay that your parents arent hoem when she comes over for a long time.

Betty is coming over later and no parents will be home. Its so surreal.

by alec July 14, 2004

make love

Sex with emotional significance. Often characterized by tenderness, caressing, etc. Sex as ultimate physical manifestation of romantic love. The opposite of fucking. Often used in romance novels for dramatic effect.

We made love, and afterward he held me for the longest time.

by Alec April 17, 2005

shed

to practice, usually a musical insturment. a person does not need to literally be in a shed to 'shed'.

i need to work on my drumming, i'm gonna hit the shed

man you look real tired, looks like you were shedding it all day

by alec October 17, 2004

dingbatter

A person(usually a yankee) that is out on the water with their shiny new boat or a rented one, but they have no idea what their doing, in fact they dont even know what the bow of the boat is.....and end up pissin other people up

Jeff: Look at that guy, he doesnt even know how to back his boat off the trailer!

Lee: I know man, fuckin dingbatter

by Alec October 10, 2004