Alec's definitions

python

The person above me is a complete idiot, a python does not break its prey's bones, it constricts the prey item, and as the prey breathes in, the python squeezes tighter. The only deadly python in the world is the world's largest snake, the reticulatedpython. The anaconda is NOT the largest snake, butthe heaviest, weighing in at 300-500 pounds. So, in fact, the person who posted above me is a complete idiot who knows NOTHING about reptiles.

Also referring to one of the greatest comedic geniuses in the world, Monty Python.

"Look at that tiger morph ball python, it's awesome."

"The flying circus."

by Alec July 1, 2004

Take one

To take part in the recieving of one item.

I began to take one of my Mother's cellular telephones so I could text my cool white guy friend from the siz-outh.

by Alec May 14, 2004

headslapper

when you rip someone the fuck off usually in dealing with illegal substances

Man that bitch got his HEAD SLAPPED

by Alec May 13, 2005

the 561

Palm Beach County, Florida

the raw is in the 561

by Alec November 24, 2003

halo

An okay, highly overrated game for X-box and PC.

Person one: Wanna play some Halo?
Person Two: Nah, I'm enjoying Xenosaga right now.

by Alec October 31, 2004

bootydoo

When your belly sticks out more than your bootydoo

yo bitch aint nuttin but a bootydoo.

i bet you tap that bootydoo.

more like bootydon't

by Alec May 13, 2005

make love

Sex with emotional significance. Often characterized by tenderness, caressing, etc. Sex as ultimate physical manifestation of romantic love. The opposite of fucking. Often used in romance novels for dramatic effect.

We made love, and afterward he held me for the longest time.

by Alec April 17, 2005