Alec's definitions

ja vatos

comes from the japanese word for food stamp and is also a nick name for the writer of "sorensen"

Hey ja vatos did canada kick your ass yet.

by alec March 2, 2005

hawk eye

When you moon someone and spread your butt cheeks.

He showed everyone his hawk eye.

by Alec January 19, 2005

Time Burglar

A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.

Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.

by Alec December 24, 2004

halo

An okay, highly overrated game for X-box and PC.

Person one: Wanna play some Halo?
Person Two: Nah, I'm enjoying Xenosaga right now.

by Alec October 31, 2004

daddy

someone who touches me

no daddy no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by alec March 10, 2005

and if you don't like it pass the blunt to the nigga on your left

an awesome quote from the true gangsta Jimmy from the town of South Park.

Jimmy's Mom: I won't let you go back to that gang.
Jimmy: I will and if you don't like it you can pass the blunt to the nigga on your left

by Alec November 4, 2004

bootydoo

When your belly sticks out more than your bootydoo

yo bitch aint nuttin but a bootydoo.

i bet you tap that bootydoo.

more like bootydon't

by Alec May 13, 2005