Alec's definitions

Take one

To take part in the recieving of one item.

I began to take one of my Mother's cellular telephones so I could text my cool white guy friend from the siz-outh.

by Alec May 14, 2004

headslapper

when you rip someone the fuck off usually in dealing with illegal substances

Man that bitch got his HEAD SLAPPED

by Alec May 13, 2005

zell miller

dude who challenged the guy at hard ball to a "duel". Too bad these types of fights are not allowed anymore

zell miller > i challenge you to a duel

by Alec December 21, 2004

dingbatter

A person(usually a yankee) that is out on the water with their shiny new boat or a rented one, but they have no idea what their doing, in fact they dont even know what the bow of the boat is.....and end up pissin other people up

Jeff: Look at that guy, he doesnt even know how to back his boat off the trailer!

Lee: I know man, fuckin dingbatter

by Alec October 10, 2004

python

The person above me is a complete idiot, a python does not break its prey's bones, it constricts the prey item, and as the prey breathes in, the python squeezes tighter. The only deadly python in the world is the world's largest snake, the reticulatedpython. The anaconda is NOT the largest snake, butthe heaviest, weighing in at 300-500 pounds. So, in fact, the person who posted above me is a complete idiot who knows NOTHING about reptiles.

Also referring to one of the greatest comedic geniuses in the world, Monty Python.

"Look at that tiger morph ball python, it's awesome."

"The flying circus."

by Alec July 1, 2004

halo

An okay, highly overrated game for X-box and PC.

Person one: Wanna play some Halo?
Person Two: Nah, I'm enjoying Xenosaga right now.

by Alec October 31, 2004

Level 4

It's that level where you don't just do it, it becomes a lifestyle.

You quit just before you reach it.

"Dude, the way I see it, I'm on like, level three of smoking marijuana."
"Dude, just quit before you reach level 4: marijuana is your life."

by Alec March 12, 2004