Alec's definitions

surreal

when both your parents and the parents of a hot girl say its okay that your parents arent hoem when she comes over for a long time.

Betty is coming over later and no parents will be home. Its so surreal.

by alec July 14, 2004

Jaws

A Steven Spielberg horror movie about a shark.

by Alec October 24, 2003

Blind Guardian

What can I say? A great Power Metal band liked by great people.

I would argue than Nightfall in Middle Earth is their best album, but again, they all rock. With amazing voal talent by Hansi Kursch, Andre Olbirch on guitars, Marcus Siepen on bass, and Thomas "Thomen" Stauch on percussion, they just kick ass. They originate from Krefeld, Germany.

Curse of Feanor and Bright eyes! WOO!

Alec: Dude, did you see Blind Guardian at Bloodfest?
Kyle: Hell yeah!

by Alec January 20, 2005

teeny bopper

An odd species of n00b that displays the following traits...

-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"

Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.

"Break out the frags, guys, it's Teeny Bopper season."

by Alec December 10, 2004

soulmates

"Gangsta" culture and a rusty hunting knife.

Gangsta: WHO U BE WITMAH HOMEEEZAH!?!?!?!?13
Sensible Metalhead: *major stab-age*

by Alec June 15, 2004

daink

An expression commonly used in suprise at our school when something unexpected occurs

Me: Doc Mandera just shit a brick!!
Stone: DAINK!

by Alec March 17, 2003

headslapper

when you rip someone the fuck off usually in dealing with illegal substances

Man that bitch got his HEAD SLAPPED

by Alec May 13, 2005