Alec's definitions

Take one

To take part in the recieving of one item.

I began to take one of my Mother's cellular telephones so I could text my cool white guy friend from the siz-outh.

by Alec May 14, 2004

daddy

someone who touches me

no daddy no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by alec March 10, 2005

and if you don't like it pass the blunt to the nigga on your left

an awesome quote from the true gangsta Jimmy from the town of South Park.

Jimmy's Mom: I won't let you go back to that gang.
Jimmy: I will and if you don't like it you can pass the blunt to the nigga on your left

by Alec November 4, 2004

:#

the internet slang term for I have braces

Mr.Magoo wearing his gay braces

by alec January 23, 2005

Capiche

Do you understand?

by Alec October 19, 2003

Scrotum Slap

A slap on the underside of the testicles. Very painful very enjoyable.

I received a scrotum slap from Wallace.

by Alec April 25, 2005

Time Burglar

A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.

Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.

by Alec December 24, 2004