Alec's definitions

headslapper

when you rip someone the fuck off usually in dealing with illegal substances

Man that bitch got his HEAD SLAPPED

by Alec May 13, 2005

Take one

To take part in the recieving of one item.

I began to take one of my Mother's cellular telephones so I could text my cool white guy friend from the siz-outh.

by Alec May 14, 2004

the 561

Palm Beach County, Florida

the raw is in the 561

by Alec November 24, 2003

halo

An okay, highly overrated game for X-box and PC.

Person one: Wanna play some Halo?
Person Two: Nah, I'm enjoying Xenosaga right now.

by Alec October 31, 2004

zell miller

dude who challenged the guy at hard ball to a "duel". Too bad these types of fights are not allowed anymore

zell miller > i challenge you to a duel

by Alec December 21, 2004

dingbatter

A person(usually a yankee) that is out on the water with their shiny new boat or a rented one, but they have no idea what their doing, in fact they dont even know what the bow of the boat is.....and end up pissin other people up

Jeff: Look at that guy, he doesnt even know how to back his boat off the trailer!

Lee: I know man, fuckin dingbatter

by Alec October 10, 2004

shit for brains

1. Having shit actually in the place where your brain should be. Symptoms for this disease is smelling something extremely bad eery time you breathe.

2. Synonym for George W. Bush

1. The animal had shit for brains thus always smelling like doo doo.

2. George W. Bush is a person who has literally shit for brains and also has many friends who reside in his cabinet such as Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld whom also have the disease of having shit for brains.

by Alec November 4, 2004