Alec's definitions

purple penis

after u fuck your penis turns purple because u fucked witout a condom

i fucked allie too much and i got purple penis

by alec February 20, 2004

doitch

a word used as an expression of emotion

Stone: uhhhh you havent played yet
Stone: we shall see
Stone: webster thinks your the man
Stone: hes like Phillips #1
Stone: ......jv
Me: doitch!

by Alec April 1, 2003

Niggle J. Otter

A phrase said when one is angry, often when one gets hurt It can be used instead of saying shit

Niggle J. Otter! You stepped on my toe you dumbfuck!

by alec July 7, 2004

surreal

when both your parents and the parents of a hot girl say its okay that your parents arent hoem when she comes over for a long time.

Betty is coming over later and no parents will be home. Its so surreal.

by alec July 14, 2004

:#

the internet slang term for I have braces

Mr.Magoo wearing his gay braces

by alec January 23, 2005

Capiche

Do you understand?

by Alec October 19, 2003

Scrotum Slap

A slap on the underside of the testicles. Very painful very enjoyable.

I received a scrotum slap from Wallace.

by Alec April 25, 2005