Alec's definitions

headslapper

when you rip someone the fuck off usually in dealing with illegal substances

Man that bitch got his HEAD SLAPPED

by Alec May 13, 2005

python

The person above me is a complete idiot, a python does not break its prey's bones, it constricts the prey item, and as the prey breathes in, the python squeezes tighter. The only deadly python in the world is the world's largest snake, the reticulatedpython. The anaconda is NOT the largest snake, butthe heaviest, weighing in at 300-500 pounds. So, in fact, the person who posted above me is a complete idiot who knows NOTHING about reptiles.

Also referring to one of the greatest comedic geniuses in the world, Monty Python.

"Look at that tiger morph ball python, it's awesome."

"The flying circus."

by Alec July 1, 2004

Take one

To take part in the recieving of one item.

I began to take one of my Mother's cellular telephones so I could text my cool white guy friend from the siz-outh.

by Alec May 14, 2004

halo

An okay, highly overrated game for X-box and PC.

Person one: Wanna play some Halo?
Person Two: Nah, I'm enjoying Xenosaga right now.

by Alec October 31, 2004

Scrotum Slap

A slap on the underside of the testicles. Very painful very enjoyable.

I received a scrotum slap from Wallace.

by Alec April 25, 2005

Capiche

Do you understand?

by Alec October 19, 2003

shit for brains

1. Having shit actually in the place where your brain should be. Symptoms for this disease is smelling something extremely bad eery time you breathe.

2. Synonym for George W. Bush

1. The animal had shit for brains thus always smelling like doo doo.

2. George W. Bush is a person who has literally shit for brains and also has many friends who reside in his cabinet such as Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld whom also have the disease of having shit for brains.

by Alec November 4, 2004