AleX's definitions

shitass

a horrible situation or character who has enetered itself into a position beyond the realm of savior, a soul or event who is lost to fecal decay

Oh shitass, my sailboat got hit by a big goddam lightning bolt and my wife and erector set are stuck inside.

by Alex February 19, 2003

pizdec

Its a russian cuz word

For example : your life is fucked up . Fucked up in this situation means - PIZDEC LOL :)

by alex April 2, 2004

the finger

means fuck you...enuff said

like this
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by alex October 19, 2004

wallabang

V: To have sex to such a vigorous extent, that you find yourself either humping against a wall, or being humped against a wall.

Johnny and Kaitlyn did some wallabanging last weekend. I could hear it from down the street.

by Alex December 5, 2003

surrender

1. The French National Pastime
2. A Cheap Trick song, which has nothing to do with the French, but rocks anyway

1. When we go over to Paris to stab Chirac in the back in return, they'll surrender with all arms raised.
2. "Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right/They just seem a little weird/Surrender, surrender/but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ayyyy"

by Alex October 9, 2003

woad

Name of a flower that yields a blue coloured ink. Also can be used to describe facepainting that was used by the scots. (think Braveheart here)

Woads are beautiful flowers.
Mel Gibson's woad along with the skirt he was wearing made him look like a fruitcake in Braveheart.

by Alex January 22, 2004

LadiesMan

I'm not quite sure, but I'll tell you an antonym. It is I.

You will see the light that I am not a ladiesman.

by Alex November 19, 2003