AleX's definitions

majesty

the lines coming out of Trogdor the Burninator

jeez, the guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.

by alex July 27, 2003

Drunken Monkey

When a man is standing up holding a girl upside down doing a 69 and when he ejaculates he releases her droping her onto her head.

I gave my bitch a drunken monkey last nite, knock her out cold

by Alex September 24, 2004

new york minute

The time between the light turns green and the guy behind you honks his horn.

That bitch got pissed off in a New York Minute when i stole her shit.

by Alex December 10, 2003

actor

A person who makes tons of money by pretending not to be himself, whether on film, television, radio, theatre, etc. etc. In this time of necessary war (at least on timestamp at bottom of definition), most of this type will unknowingly end their careers by bitching about President Bush's clever observations on Saddam Hussein and how he should be stopped.

by Alex March 23, 2003

labdick

Refers to a sleazy male who uses his sleazy methods to in-effectively 'pick up'.

"I just had some labdick try to pick me up, how pathetic."

by Alex January 5, 2005

baummie

This started back in the 1700's when a british hooker named andrea baum was asked what her special sex move was, and she said the baummie. From then on oral sex was called baummie in England

She gives the best baummie ever.

by Alex January 23, 2005

Filth

1.Dirty,naughty,sexual acts.
2.See Eric Gotti for demonstration

I wana do filth with you!
You wana do filth?
Pure filth!

by Alex April 12, 2005