minkey

A girl monkey.

That chick is one crazy minkey.

by Alex January 21, 2004

vantard

a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot.

hey dad look at that vantard!

by alex December 06, 2003

bass

4+ stringed instrument that, should there be no Entwistle or Claypool for the current generation, will forever be associated with boring types who just wanna be in a band and down low in the mix

Ya know, all bassists weren't nerds in a high school jazz band. Long Live The Rickenbacker!

by Alex April 16, 2003

Panis

1. Slang use of the word "penis".

2. To describe someone.

1. "H0lyz shit d00d! Sumbody got cuzzum on my panis!"

2. "Mike was being a big panis last night."

by Alex January 27, 2003

Doublemint

1. A short or small person who thinks they're cool, and say they can beat you up. Usually a prep or gangsta. If confronted by one, do not attempt to fight, as he will sick his band of mental lackeys to pummel the fuck out of you.

That fucking doublemint Scotty said he was going to beat me up yesterday. What does he think he's gonna do, punch me in the knees?

by Alex October 19, 2004

frumpalicious

fucking sexy and fantastic. bonable. screwable. pure sex.

wow that girl look sooooo frumalicious!

by alex September 05, 2003

home

(This is an update to my previous definition)

In human relations, "getting home" is to get to have sex with the other person.
(as an analogy of baseball, the different steps from kissing to actually having sex, have been compared to getting 1st (kissing),2nd (fondling) 3rd (oral sex) base, and finally "getting home")

I "got home" with my girl last saturday, if you know what i mean...

by Alex April 12, 2005