46 definitions by Albert

hump day

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

After hump day, the weekend gets closer.

by Albert February 15, 2004

kegger

A party at which a keg of beer is present.

I here there's going to be a kegger at Jack's house tonight.

by Albert February 15, 2004

kidney punch

The act of striking a person in the area of the kidney. Can cause severe internal bleeding, resulting in the incapacitation of the injured person and sometimes death.

Jon received a kidney punch during the brawl.

by Albert February 15, 2004

can of worms

A tricky situation which requires much effort to resolve.

My girlfriend caught me kissing another woman, so I think I opened up a can of worms on that one.

by Albert February 15, 2004

word to your mother

A nonsensical phrase used in 1990's hip-hop culture.

That's right, boyeeeeee, word to your mother!

by Albert February 15, 2004

nappy roots

a rap group from the country (kentucky)

Nappy roots AWNAW

bill cowan is a fat ass

by Albert May 16, 2003

persocom

Any one of several a.i. machines in the form of humans (mainly female) that were created to serve their owner by performing simple to complex activities. The usefulness of a persocom is directly proportional to its size. The larger persocoms are capable of emulating comlex emotions and have self learning capabilities.

" I got my persocom to do my taxes for me, it was a breeze"

by Albert February 10, 2004