Albert's definitions

sasquatch

A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)

John's so hairy he looks like a sasquatch.

Mike just trampled me with his big ol' sasquatch feet.

by Albert February 14, 2004

elke

Somebody that has an addiction to alcolohic beverages

"err u r an elke-holic!"

by albert October 18, 2003

kidney punch

The act of striking a person in the area of the kidney. Can cause severe internal bleeding, resulting in the incapacitation of the injured person and sometimes death.

Jon received a kidney punch during the brawl.

by Albert February 15, 2004

retsofnayr

Ryan foster, backwards.

retsof nayr lives down my hallway.

by Albert April 21, 2005

dinglewhip

A hair poking out of a dingleberry. (see dingleberry).

When the dingleberry finally fell off of my cornhole, I realized that it had a dinglewhip.

by albert February 20, 2004

word to your mother

A nonsensical phrase used in 1990's hip-hop culture.

That's right, boyeeeeee, word to your mother!

by Albert February 15, 2004

Bonch

island of flesh between your balls and asshole.

"boy was my bonch hair bugging while walking"

by Albert April 23, 2003