Albert's definitions

three

A number.

Count to ten, class. One, two, three...

by Albert February 15, 2004

hump day

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

After hump day, the weekend gets closer.

by Albert February 15, 2004

urination dance

The urineation dance is an action performed when one must urinate badly. It is conducted by placing your legs together to seal off and prevent premature urination.

The urination dance is the opposite of the rain dance. It's objective is to prevent water from falling.

by Albert January 6, 2005

Derrty Derrty

Nickname for STL or St. Louis, MO; also known as the Lou or St. Louie

Allie: Are you going to the casino in the derrty derrty this weekend?

Greg: Oh hell yeah I'll be there!!

by AlBert October 4, 2013