albert's definitions

dinglewhip

A hair poking out of a dingleberry. (see dingleberry).

When the dingleberry finally fell off of my cornhole, I realized that it had a dinglewhip.

by albert February 20, 2004

the great cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

by Albert February 14, 2004

dotthoraning

to partake in brown-nosing to the highest degree
to annoy ones colleagues

there she goes dotthoraning again, probably after a payrise

by albert March 14, 2003

go yard

To hit a home run in the game of baseball.

Nomar Garciaparra should go yard 2 or 3 times in this game.

by Albert February 14, 2004

kegger

A party at which a keg of beer is present.

I here there's going to be a kegger at Jack's house tonight.

by Albert February 14, 2004

sasquatch

A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)

John's so hairy he looks like a sasquatch.

Mike just trampled me with his big ol' sasquatch feet.

by Albert February 14, 2004

un coco

meaning you like somebody, a crush

man jimmy i have a un coco for this girl.

by albert May 3, 2004