pigs

Da cops,5-0, tha motherfuckin police.

Got damn pigs pulled us over for speeding.

by Alan March 10, 2004

the scorpions

the only effective policing force in South Africa.

is that a scorpion in your arms (deal), or are you just glad to see me?

by alan October 21, 2004

SuperNova

Fucking idiot. Starwars fanboy in denial, with no life, a small cock and a fat head.

Simon AKA Gothmog the Tosser

by Alan March 03, 2005

carpark

a term first coined by certain unscrupulous Telkom call center operators, meaning to put a caller on hold indefinitely, but then, just before the caller gives up, they give you a reference number and ask you to call back in 48 (working) hours.

operator 01: look, it's that guy calling about his line activation again!
operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!

by alan September 21, 2004

groke

A frightening creature most frequently used to scare children.

"Eat your carrots or I'll let the groke out again!"

by Alan March 02, 2004

fmuchor

rubber nipples

I like it when Will bites my fmuchor.

by Alan November 04, 2003

Mudhut

A short fat woman.

Ann Widecombe, a uk M.P

by Alan December 19, 2003