fnb

aka first national bank, a south africann bank that's pay-off line is 'How can we help you?' in all reality they should change it to 'How can we fuck you?'

oh look fnb is taking all my money without even telling me! oh goody!

by alan October 21, 2004

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skeet

To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.

Bob skeeted all over Sally's face.

by Alan March 10, 2004

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Dust trip

The influence of PCP, also known as Angel dust

Did you hear about that guy that took a dust trip and cut his face off with a broken mirror?

by Alan May 09, 2004

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grunties

The sex act

Do you fancy indulging in some grunties tonight, darling?

by Alan December 02, 2003

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purple hammock

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.

n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.

by alan October 26, 2004

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