Alan's definitions
is that the best cellphone in the market that you waited for two years to get? no, it's a nokia 6600.
by alan October 21, 2004

by alan December 26, 2003

One who spends inordinate ammounts of energy and time trying to attack a precieved enemy which does not exist. A UFO expert, paranormal investigator or one who rants and rails constantly about how communism is still a threat to our very way of life.
by Alan May 9, 2004

Possessing all the resources in order to execute a task at hand, and then failing to pull it off. Often used in a romantic context. See dewardt.
by alan April 7, 2004

Who's on the phone?
It's fano.
Oh, better hang up then.
or:
Hello.
Hi,-it's-fano-here,-can-i-speak-to-mari?
Ok...
It's fano.
Oh, better hang up then.
or:
Hello.
Hi,-it's-fano-here,-can-i-speak-to-mari?
Ok...
by alan April 7, 2004


Leather Personnel Carrier: footwear. Combat boots, boots in general, shoes, sandals, etc.
Based on the military's fascination with obscure nomenclatures (their name for "name") for ordinary objects, and for acronyms.
Based on the military's fascination with obscure nomenclatures (their name for "name") for ordinary objects, and for acronyms.
Sergeant: "Awraight, maggit, do you think you can operate those LPC's and go fill these five-gallon cans from the water buffalo two miles up the road without hurting anybody?"
by Alan July 27, 2004
