Alan's definitions

Curious Snake

when a mans dick is hanging out of the hole in his boxers

yo's curious snake is peeking around the corner

by Alan October 19, 2003

schmuie

The part of skin between your penis and your ass

im going to bite u in the schmuie
im going to do u in the schmuie

by alan December 6, 2004

the scorpions

the only effective policing force in South Africa.

is that a scorpion in your arms (deal), or are you just glad to see me?

by alan October 21, 2004

hawk

A nationalist, a war supporter.

The hawks in Wahsington were pushing for war before 9/11.

by Alan May 14, 2004

fano

Talking very fast on the phone, and then insisting to speak to your girlfriend afterwards.

Who's on the phone?
It's fano.
Oh, better hang up then.

or:

Hello.
Hi,-it's-fano-here,-can-i-speak-to-mari?
Ok...

by alan April 7, 2004

Jesus pimps

Jehova's witnesses.

The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.

by Alan May 9, 2004

Block-and-drop joint

A bar in the early 1910's, which served "needled" or fortified beer. So called because you have a drink, walk a block and drop dead. Also called a "blind pig."

The proprietors of the block-and-drop joint had set up a practice of drugging their beer, then rolling the patrons that passed out.

by Alan June 4, 2004