oeuvre

A word used by literature professors to express superiority.

"Faulkner's oeuvre is characterized by interminable posturing."

Or, less self-referentially: "I had oeuvre and sausage on toast for breakfast."

by Alan April 15, 2005

wild monkey dance

when you have savage sex

lets g do the wild monkey dance

by alan March 31, 2004

poo

usually involves a toilet and a good magazine

nothing like a good read on the throne

by alan December 26, 2003

LPC

Leather Personnel Carrier: footwear. Combat boots, boots in general, shoes, sandals, etc.

Based on the military's fascination with obscure nomenclatures (their name for "name") for ordinary objects, and for acronyms.

Sergeant: "Awraight, maggit, do you think you can operate those LPC's and go fill these five-gallon cans from the water buffalo two miles up the road without hurting anybody?"

by Alan July 28, 2004

Bozark

One Who Is Really Stupid and Irrational.

Wow Sally! You're Quite Bozark You Stupid Bitch!

by Alan January 12, 2004

feet

the things you use to walk and stand often have shoes or socks on them

hey look at my feet they make me stand

by alan March 07, 2004

hawk

A nationalist, a war supporter.

The hawks in Wahsington were pushing for war before 9/11.

by Alan May 14, 2004