Definitions by Alan

grunties

The sex act

Do you fancy indulging in some grunties tonight, darling?

grunties by Alan December 2, 2003

Muttongeoff 

Closely related to muttonhead, but of a different variety like glovehead

Glovehead was a muttonhead when he hid his beer under his bed.

Muttongeoff by alan November 25, 2003

looner 

n. - crazy, as in lunatic, missing a few screws,
adj. - anyone who took the short bus to school.

n. -a rock band in los angeles

"You're a looner!"
"Looner rocks!"

looner by alan November 23, 2003

mobojo 

a hot girl that walks and talks weird

morgan johnson

mobojo by alan November 22, 2003

fmuchor 

rubber nipples

I like it when Will bites my fmuchor.

fmuchor by Alan November 4, 2003

heavenlylay 

oi oi, so tired at d mo, soz i eint written on dis fing 4 time, soz!!! yeh i bin gettin a lot better of l8ly, not 100% but i am gettin a lot betta, wot u bin up 2 of l8ly? apart from buggin me, lol onllllllllllly jokin, how iz my lil gyal chloe??? CHLOE U MISSIN ME! U BEST BE!!! lol, tell ur mum i said ello ello, anywayz chat 2 u on msn now, nite nite

heavenlylay by Alan October 20, 2003

Oyster 

phlem

I hoked a fat oyster a spit it in D's face.

Oyster by Alan October 19, 2003