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nokia 6600

a cellphone that does nothing they sold it to be. it's slow, it crashes all the time, it's a dud.
is that the best cellphone in the market that you waited for two years to get? no, it's a nokia 6600.
by alan October 21, 2004
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poo

usually involves a toilet and a good magazine
by alan December 26, 2003
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Boojum chaser

One who spends inordinate ammounts of energy and time trying to attack a precieved enemy which does not exist. A UFO expert, paranormal investigator or one who rants and rails constantly about how communism is still a threat to our very way of life.
The John Birch society is populated by delusional, paranoid boojum chasers.
by Alan May 9, 2004
mugGet the Boojum chasermug.

deward

Possessing all the resources in order to execute a task at hand, and then failing to pull it off. Often used in a romantic context. See dewardt.
Nope. He went home alone after pulling a deward.
by alan April 7, 2004
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fano

Talking very fast on the phone, and then insisting to speak to your girlfriend afterwards.
Who's on the phone?
It's fano.
Oh, better hang up then.

or:

Hello.
Hi,-it's-fano-here,-can-i-speak-to-mari?
Ok...
by alan April 7, 2004
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Jesus pimps

Jehova's witnesses.
The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.
by Alan May 9, 2004
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LPC

Leather Personnel Carrier: footwear. Combat boots, boots in general, shoes, sandals, etc.

Based on the military's fascination with obscure nomenclatures (their name for "name") for ordinary objects, and for acronyms.
Sergeant: "Awraight, maggit, do you think you can operate those LPC's and go fill these five-gallon cans from the water buffalo two miles up the road without hurting anybody?"
by Alan July 27, 2004
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