AlabamaBaby's definitions

God

A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).

Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Superplate

That on which real men eat their steak.

Real Man : A Superplate is the best way to enjoy a dead cow.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Superbowl

A bowl whose sum of it’s parts make it really super duper.

Tom Brady’s mom : Have you heard the news, dear? Our boy is bringing home a new Superbowl!
Tom Brady’s dad : Another one?!! What the fuck is wrong with that kid! Doesn’t he know real men eat their steak on a Superplate, not in a Superbowl?

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Stupidest Shit Ever

Synonym for philosophy.

I have a PHD in the Stupidest Shit Ever.

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

Greatest Achievement of Mankind

Synonym for philosophy.

I have a PHD in the Greatest Achievement of Mankind.

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

Philosophy

Something that no one is able to agree upon. Might possibly be the greatest achievement of mankind as well as the stupidest shit ever, nobody really knows. Whatever man.

Dude 1 : I study philosophy.
Dude 2 : Yeah sure, whatever! Hahahahaha

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

HHVH

The way YHVH used to be written before the invention of the letter Y.

Abraham : HHVH is ok, but I definitely prefer YHVH.

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021