Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!
Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️
Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️
by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022

A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).
Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.
by AlabamaBaby April 07, 2021

Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!
by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

To go monumental is to be infatuated by one's ego to the point of acting in a exaggeratedly pretentious way. People who go monumental say things or produce art that is boring and crappy, while at the same time being ostentatious, overblown and pompous. This often creates a mental breakdown which causes the person who goes monumental to loose all contact with reality, and thus their very existence becomes utterly meaningless.
Guy 1: What's wrong with Larry? He's been acting like such a jerk!
Guy 2: I know, man. He's gone monumental.
Guy 2: I know, man. He's gone monumental.
by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016

It's when someone who has gone monumental sticks a finger up his or her ass in a public space and draws a fecal mustache over his or her lip, and then proceeds to act in a ostentatious and annoying way, often flirting.
Guy: Why has everyone suddenly left the dancefloor?
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016

Girl : What is that shit on your computer?!
Guy : Fuck that, bitch. I'm wesling! - meaning I'm using the verb To Wesla).
Guy : Fuck that, bitch. I'm wesling! - meaning I'm using the verb To Wesla).
by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022

Synonym for philosophy.
by AlabamaBaby April 06, 2021
