Definitions by AlabamaBaby

God 

A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).

Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.

God by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Superplate 

That on which real men eat their steak.

Real Man : A Superplate is the best way to enjoy a dead cow.

Superplate by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Superbowl 

A bowl whose sum of it’s parts make it really super duper.

Tom Brady’s mom : Have you heard the news, dear? Our boy is bringing home a new Superbowl!
Tom Brady’s dad : Another one?!! What the fuck is wrong with that kid! Doesn’t he know real men eat their steak on a Superplate, not in a Superbowl?

Superbowl by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Stupidest Shit Ever 

Synonym for philosophy.

I have a PHD in the Stupidest Shit Ever.

Stupidest Shit Ever by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

Greatest Achievement of Mankind

Synonym for philosophy.

I have a PHD in the Greatest Achievement of Mankind.

Greatest Achievement of Mankind by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

Philosophy 

Something that no one is able to agree upon. Might possibly be the greatest achievement of mankind as well as the stupidest shit ever, nobody really knows. Whatever man.

Dude 1 : I study philosophy.
Dude 2 : Yeah sure, whatever! Hahahahaha

Philosophy by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

HHVH 

The way YHVH used to be written before the invention of the letter Y.

Abraham : HHVH is ok, but I definitely prefer YHVH.

HHVH by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021