Al's definitions

chanoumi

turkish belly dancer.reffered to the fans of AEK athens soccer team.

chanoumakia suckers dance for us

by al January 20, 2004

Opophelia

The sexual desire to operate large, powerful systems.

I'm into Opophelia

by Al May 18, 2003

lew note

any IOU for a gambling debt of $60.
Size: roughly 3"x8"

After this poker game I'll have to owe you a lew note.

by Al May 13, 2005

lo0ol

The extreme of lol (laugh out loud), lmao (laugh my ass off), and rotfl (roll on the floor laughing). Used in instant messenging when you can't express how much you're laughing when you're on the computer or a phone.

Someone says something really funny and then you type, "lo0ol".

by Al August 19, 2004

baby batter

Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.

Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.

by Al February 13, 2005

pants

they are for squares

paying bills is for squares...like pants!

by al November 17, 2004

shoot me up elmo

Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.

Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.

by al January 13, 2005