Kansas

- a midwestern state
- very flat
- has lots of Jayhawks
- really boring
- not many people live there
- lots of rednecks and trashy homes
- most famous things include <i>The Little House on The Prarie, The Wizard of Oz, Kansas University, world's largest ball of twine, Bob Dole</i>

Kansas is a waste of perfectly good space.

by AJ November 28, 2004

bills

A danceing team who can't dance. What? Oh, I mean they are a football team who never won "The Big Dance" a.k.a Super Bowl.

Guy 1: The Bills are such a sucky team.
Guy 2: yea, large men shouldn't dance ballet.

by AJ May 03, 2004

CGNU

Crazy Go Nutz University, Principle: Strong bad. sport: golf club TEAM. star player: the cheat. mascot: Dumples.

"Umm... i think we meant DUMPLINGS, but, we were REALLY hot and tired, and, we just ended up putting dumples on the application form."- Principle Strong Bad

Fighting and sometimes striving,
wondering what the Dumples is,
courage, and what is valor?
and the cheat will hit stuff witha golf club

"CEE" "GEE" "IN"... "YOU"... "me?"

by AJ November 22, 2003

Ginsberg

(N)A random comment or rambling with absolutly no relativity to the conversation at hand. This term was coined in Lake George NY 2/11/05

Borkin: Hey let's go the vending machine
Rob: You dont even knwo where the vending machine is!
ginsberg---> Borkin - did columbus know where America was?...

by AJ February 15, 2005

Armageddon

When a man or woman takes some sort of tube, sticks it up their ass, and then has a gerbal or other small animal run up inside and into the person...can you say Richard Gere?

Gerbal into ass via pipe

by AJ November 27, 2004

monkeybutter

(n.) A pet name used for a very close female friend. Your "monkeybutter" is usually someone you trust a lot and hold in high regard.

"Aww, you know you're my monkeybutter."

by AJ August 13, 2003

Acht

German sound/word for discontent, or any other emotion.

Grandma: Did you get to church today?
Amber: No Grandma, I had to work.
Grandma: ACHT!!!!

by AJ April 05, 2005