smurkint

The optical illusion created by renaissance artists where a smirk could be construed as either a slight smile or an annoying smirk.

There has historically always been controversy over whether the Mona Lisa was smurkint.

by Aintworth Reading March 02, 2022

skuggerux

when dancing a jig, it is the third step to the left after the dance has commenced.

He aced the 'skuggerux' movement but fell down when the music stopped abruptly.

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Planksta

Planksta is the segment of a plankton bloom most likely to devolve into beach sludge, also known as the underbelly of the plankton world.

Along the Atlantic seaboard, the increased presence of planksta has negatively affected the moral fiber of most plankton communities.

by Aintworth Reading March 02, 2022

sturnkey

'Sturnkey' refers to the oldest and meanest Alpha turkey in a farmyard. Also spelled "Sternkey".

Tom turkey may have been the toughest turkey in the turkey pen but Big Bill was certainly the Sturnkey.

by Aintworth Reading March 02, 2022

Panjas

Originally panjazz, the word evolved into Panjas. It is the action of a drunken college student attempting to play jazz on a non stick frying pan, using nothing more than a broken beer bottle and a wooden spoon

After a rousing game of Beer pong, Jeffrey challenged Bob to a round of Panjas only to find there was no nonstick frying pan in his apartment.

by Aintworth Reading March 02, 2022

squrd

A limerick sung to the tune "Battle Hymn of the Republic". Usually considered an extraordinary musical feat.

The crowd roared in their approval of the bands squrd.

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strychsix

part of the strychnine family of poisonous drugs but much less toxic than strychnine

Even though Chuck had been injected accidentally with strychsix, his chances of survival were very high.

by Aintworth Reading March 02, 2022