Ae5Ea8's definitions

Pist-ot Note

When you write on the gluey backside of a Post-it Note and wonder why you're having trouble writing.

Pist-ot Notes of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.

by Ae5Ea8 June 8, 2015

Tubman

slang for a $20 bill

In post-apocalyptic future macroeconomic environment with rampant reverse inflation, we would eventually be saying: "It's all about the Tubmans."

by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2016

fauxtention

"faux" + "attention": pretending to pay attention in class; an offensive tactic during lecture classes when you are using your laptop. Fauxtention involves giving knowing and "interested" nods to your professor to show you're paying attention. But what you're really doing is preempting any suspicion that you are surfing the internet as much as you really are.

Fauxtention earns brownie points.

by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015

text braking

Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.

Although I was free at the moment, I applied text braking to the conversation.

by Ae5Ea8 April 18, 2016

Russell Sprouts

Combination of "Brussel Sprouts" and "Russell." An affectionate term for the children of anybody with the first or last name of Russell.

How are the Russell Sprouts doing?

Great, Johnny is 5, and Suzy is 7 now.

by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015

talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015

hellitosis

Combination of "halitosis" and "hell," describing a person's atrocious breath. Only reserved for a truly face-melting and life-disaffirming odor.

Listen, man, don't get to close to Larry. He will KILL you.

What do you mean?

Hellitosis, man. Something died up in his teeth.

by Ae5Ea8 March 13, 2015