by Ae5Ea8 February 06, 2015
by Ae5Ea8 October 24, 2016
A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.
by Ae5Ea8 February 04, 2015
Combination of "beard" and "bi-polar depression," describing the loss, sadness, and vicarious nakedness one feels when a male acquaintance suddenly shaves off his beard.
by Ae5Ea8 February 25, 2015
a combination of "friend zone" and "red zone." This is when you are close to going all the way with a woman (i.e., you're close to scoring a touchdown as in being in the "red zone") but she denies you by putting you in the "friend zone."
So have you guys made the beast with two backs yet?
No, bro, I got put in the Fred zone. Our relationship is over.
No, bro, I got put in the Fred zone. Our relationship is over.
by Ae5Ea8 February 07, 2015
Combination of "you" and "coupon," describing a homemade gift certificate to a significant other for some kind of personal service that you will undertake for them, such as a foot rub, taking out the trash, or taking the other person out to a nice dinner.
by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015
Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
by Ae5Ea8 May 06, 2015