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Fartnite

A multiplayer video game in which everyone is farting on or near each other
I played Fartnite until the raw hummus, celery and tree bark had passed all the way through da system.
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2018
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it's just gums flapping

someone saying something that doesn't mean anything in the real world
Despite what the customer service rep tells you, it's just gums flapping. You gotta get something in writing.
by Ae5Ea8 February 28, 2015
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demoticon

A combination of "emoticon" and "demoted." A feeling of being demoted by an important person in your life who suddenly responds to a text or email only with an emoticon — not any words. But a demoticon probably means that the person feels so connected with you that no words are needed. So this is actually a good thing: See promoticon.
I got demoticon'd. Dang! Another smiley face.
by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015
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Alice in Kirkland

When Costco randomly and sporadically changes the location of items
You get disoriented like Alice in Wonderland.

Kirkland is the Costco brand.
Marge, where's the 80 gallon drum of mayonnaise we need for the tailgate this weekend?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland
by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016
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acqueuescence

Combination of "acquiescence" and "queue," describing the act of letting someone cut in front you in line (the "queue").
Sharpen your elbows: There ain't no acqueuescence at Disney Land.
by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
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bananalibrium

Combination of "banana" and "equilibrium," describing the delicate art of adapting your consumption of a bunch of bananas to the slow but steady ripening process.

The first act of bananalibrium is buying the bananas. Too green: bad. Too yellow: bad.

You do buy the bananas when you can foresee a use of the bananas that is reasonably certain to occur in the next 10 days or so, before the bananas go bad.

Once the bananas are sitting on your kitchen counter, the next stage begins. To consume the entire bunch (usually 5 to seven bananas), you have to have a plan, and you have to stick to it. Otherwise, some of the bananas will go bad. And unless you make banana bread, the overripe bananas are too nasty to eat on their own.

So once the ripening process starts, you have to, maybe, eat a banana that is a little bit less ripe than you'd ideally like. Within a few days, however, you are in the sweet spot...the bananas are perfect. Then the brown spots start, and you have to up your game to remain on track. At a certain point, the bananas are a bit overripe, but you can still enjoy them. There is the point of no return when the bananas are just gone. Then it is a matter of avoiding having rotten food on your counter. It is a little bit sad throwing away rotten bananas. It feels wasteful. There is a hint of personal failure that might accompany throwing them away.
As Buddha was chomping on a banana, Mahākāśyapa noted, "Man...this dude's in perfect bananalibrium."
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
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hygimnastics

Combination of "hygiene" and "gymnastics" describing the simultaneous use of feet, hands and elbows -- usually with a paper towel that you've used to dry off your hands -- to avoid touching any surface of a nasty public bathroom. One performs these feats of dexterity, for example, when trying to leave a gas station bathroom without touching any part of your skin to any surface.
Which nation will take gold in Hygimnastics in Tokyo in 2020?
by Ae5Ea8 November 14, 2016
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