Obsessive Taping Disorder

Using way more packing tape than necessary when mailing back a return purchase. You know it's overkill but you just can't help yourself.

I can't seem to stop my Obsessive Taping Disorder. I need to talk to someone about it.

by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2015

hellitosis

Combination of "halitosis" and "hell," describing a person's atrocious breath. Only reserved for a truly face-melting and life-disaffirming odor.

Listen, man, don't get to close to Larry. He will KILL you.

What do you mean?

Hellitosis, man. Something died up in his teeth.

by Ae5Ea8 March 14, 2015

bromo code

A bromo code is automatically generated when one bro buys another bro a beer. The first-buying bro is issued a bromo code, which he can then redeem by having the other bro buy the second round.

The bromo code is a promo code between bros.

by Ae5Ea8 April 04, 2015

Einstein's Theory of Textivity

When you and the other person are texting answers or responses to each others' last text, but the conversation makes no sense and is completely out of sync.

Einstein's Theory of Textivity

by Ae5Ea8 November 02, 2016

mingleberries

a joyous mingling of dingleberries

how many mingleberries can dance on the head of a pin?

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

Nixit

If England does a revote and Brexit get nixed.

Nixit or bust

by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016

cartesy

Combination of "courtesy" and "cart," describing the act of letting someone check out in front of you because they only have a few things in their shopping cart.

It is good to practice random acts of cartesy.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015