fratulence

The ungodly air of rank beer farts at a fraternity party.

Fratulence Fridays: avoid.

by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015

bananoid

The weird little nub at the end of a banana that you don't feel like eating. You know that it would be fine to eat, but it just seems like something that should come off with the skin.

Have you read, "Bananoids Among Us"?

by Ae5Ea8 April 08, 2015

scabvertisement

Website ads featuring nasty skin conditions. The ads are usually — but not always — on medical information sites like WebMD. This is not in any way to cast in a bad light the people who have the conditions, because anyone is susceptible to viral, fungal, and bacterial infections, as well as cancer. But most people, including those with the condition, would agree that it's kind of hard to look at.

How do I turn off this horrible scabvertisement?

by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015

post fartum depression

The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.

I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 03, 2015

squiglature

Combo of "signature" and "squiggle," describing the awkward signature one makes on an electronic signature pad at the checkout. A squiglature looks nothing like your real signature.

Your squiglature here, please, sir.

by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2015

acadouche

Combination of "academic" and "douche," describing the pretentious use of academic words.

Why use "premia" as the plural of premium? Ans: because you want to be an acadouche.

Why, like an acadouche, must you insist that "data" is plural. No one uses the word that way.

by Ae5Ea8 April 09, 2015

Checkout check out

Combination of "checking someone out" and "the checkout" (as in the check out line), describing the slightly invasive act of checking out the items in the shopping cart of the person behind you in line at the checkout.

Bro 1: Did you see that? She was checking me out.
Bro 2: No, Bro, she was checking out the things you're buying. The checkout check out ain't the same thing.

by Ae5Ea8 March 02, 2015