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youpon 

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Combination of "you" and "coupon," describing a homemade gift certificate to a significant other for some kind of personal service that you will undertake for them, such as a foot rub, taking out the trash, or taking the other person out to a nice dinner.
Happy anniversary, dear.

Wow, a youpon for you cleaning out the cat boxes for a week!
youpon by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015
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youon 

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A combination of the words “you dont”.
“Youon got to if youon want to”

“ Youon got a dollar I can borrow?”
youon by yungintoodope January 30, 2020

www.youdontknowwhoiam.org 

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A site which plays an 'un-closable' trojan with a looping flash of "you are an idiot". The web page has been changed to youareanidiot.org but doesn't contain a Trojan.
"me and Kevin opened www.youdontknowwhoiam.org at school"
"Kevin couldn't close it"
"I escaped while Kevin got his ass shouted at by a teacher"
"i never saw Kevin ever again"

YouPorn 

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One of the greatest inventions of mankind, second after the wheel.
I use YouPorn on a daily basis because this is the first website that truly delivers free porn.
YouPorn by System F September 17, 2007

Youron 

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A YOURON is a native English-speaking moron who types the word "your" in work emails when “you are” or “you’re” should have been used. It’s the business equivalent of not lifting the toilet lid before using it.
A youron would type this: The director wants to see the quarterly earnings. I told her your still working on the report.
Youron by Lutra_Lou August 11, 2019

youdontneedtoknow

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A pikachu haired girl, 12-13 years old and Stan’s bts. May kill you if you steal jimin away from her. Called you don’t need to know because no one cares about her name.
Hey, who’s youdontneedtoknow 311?
Oh, that’s just sharon.

www.youdontknowwhoiam.org 

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the website that when you went to used to play the you are an idiot trojan
but now when i go to it its now a adult chat site.
why choose youdontknowwhoiam.org as the domain for your chat.
person a: i went to www.youdontknowwhoiam.org in school and i was expecting you are an idiot but instead i got an adult chatting site
person a: and i saw a woman bare-ass and then the teacher saw what i was looking at and then shit hit the fan.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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