Bampers

Combination of "business" and "Pampers," describing diapers for business people — used when time is money and even a trip to the bathroom will slow you down.
Burning the midnight oil again, Steve?

Yeah, good thing I've got my Bampers on. I'm so much more efficient.
by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015
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raw cheeking

Combination of "raw dogging" and "butt cheeks," describing the act of using a toilet seat, not your own, without protection. The protection in question is toilet paper to line the seat, just as a condom is the protection in question with respect to raw dogging.

It is appropriate to raw cheek in the bathroom of your Immediate and extended family. How far the circle extends to your friends, however, is unclear at this time. At a best friend's house, it is acceptable to raw cheek. The further you get into the realm of a casual acquaintance, though, the more likely it is that you should use toilet paper to line the toilet seat.

Without exception, it is never appropriate to raw cheek in a restroom open to the public.
The old saw goes: Saturday night raw cheeking leads to Monday morning rash.
by Ae5Ea8 March 09, 2015
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fauxgiene

Combination of "faux" and "hygiene" meaning when you half-heartedly wash your hands in a restroom. Your motivation is not actual hygiene but rather the social pressure to appear as if you actually do care.
I rinsed my hands with water and didn't use any soap: That's fauxgiene for you.
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promoticon

A combination of "emoticon" and "promote." Describes being "promoted" by an important person in your life by getting emoticons from them in their texts and emails to you. In other words, you've been elevated from the lowly category of professional contact, acquaintance, or casual friend into their inner circle, where they feel comfortable enough with you to use emoticons. Not to be confused with demoticon.
I just got promoticon'd by Sarah. Schwing!
by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015
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Kirklandia

A new TV series occurring inside of a Costco. It's like Portlandia, but everyone is a Costco customer.

Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.
I love the theme song for Kirklandia.
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Kirklandia

A TV show about Costco that takes place entirely within a Costco store involving checker-outers, ID checkers, receipt checkers (i.e., Costcops), drivers of pallet movers, free sample giver-outers, demonstration people demonstrating products like the Vitamix, customer service folks, and customers just like me and you.

This show would be like how Portlandia is about Portland. Kirkland is the Costco brand.
Don't miss the season premiere of Kirklandia.
by Ae5Ea8 September 25, 2016
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Order of the Queef

An award given to the top 10% of vaginal farts. See also Order of the Coif.
I graduated Order of the Queef and now I get to work fourteen hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays.
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