Definitions by Ae5Ea8
flytulence
Combination of "flatulence" and "fly," describing the act of enthusiastic wind-breaking while either (1) walking along a busy airport concourse, or (2) sitting on an air plane at altitude. Due to the extremely high level of ambient noise in both situations, you feel confident that your contribution will go unnoticed. The joy of such a taboo release in a public place may induce a slight elation.
Hopefully not, but flytulence may eventually lead to you to floating in the middle of an ocean, holding onto a seat cushion full of beer farts. (hat tip to George Carlin)
flytulence by Ae5Ea8 April 10, 2015
misunderSTUD
When you ask a dumb question in class but the teacher misunderstands you to be asking something a lot more intelligent than what you were really asking. You were actually asking something that betrayed your ignorance of the subject matter, but the teacher reads into your question a nuanced understanding that you simply did not have.
You were misunderstood, but you're a misunderSTUD, because the teacher thinks you're so smart.
You were misunderstood, but you're a misunderSTUD, because the teacher thinks you're so smart.
Teacher: What is the meaning of life?
Student: Molecules?
Teacher: That's an amazing answer. It brings out the paradox that the material and the immaterial coexist simultaneously in our universe.
Student: Thinking...OAwWWWHH YEAAAAAHH...I'm a misunderSTUD
Student: Molecules?
Teacher: That's an amazing answer. It brings out the paradox that the material and the immaterial coexist simultaneously in our universe.
Student: Thinking...OAwWWWHH YEAAAAAHH...I'm a misunderSTUD
misunderSTUD by Ae5Ea8 April 9, 2015
bananoid
The weird little nub at the end of a banana that you don't feel like eating. You know that it would be fine to eat, but it just seems like something that should come off with the skin.
voicemailism
Weird nicknames of people you know based on the home voicemail machine absolutely butchering their name on the caller ID.
Why do new Panasonic land line phones come loaded with that awful 1980's era voice? It leads to rampant voicemailism after voicemailism.
voicemailism by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015
fappling
Fapping whilst observing adult content on any Apple desktop, laptop, or mobile device. Extra points are awarded for fapping to an Apple Watch being worn on the same hand as is doing the fapping.
kerfuffle butter
Combination of "truffle butter" and "kerfuffle," meaning any life situation in which shit is really messed up and in total disarray.
How's your job going, bro?
Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.
Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.
kerfuffle butter by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015