Combination of "business" and "Pampers," describing diapers for business people — used when time is money and even a trip to the bathroom will slow you down.
Burning the midnight oil again, Steve?
Yeah, good thing I've got my Bampers on. I'm so much more efficient.
Yeah, good thing I've got my Bampers on. I'm so much more efficient.
by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015
Combination of "raw dogging" and "butt cheeks," describing the act of using a toilet seat, not your own, without protection. The protection in question is toilet paper to line the seat, just as a condom is the protection in question with respect to raw dogging.
It is appropriate to raw cheek in the bathroom of your Immediate and extended family. How far the circle extends to your friends, however, is unclear at this time. At a best friend's house, it is acceptable to raw cheek. The further you get into the realm of a casual acquaintance, though, the more likely it is that you should use toilet paper to line the toilet seat.
Without exception, it is never appropriate to raw cheek in a restroom open to the public.
It is appropriate to raw cheek in the bathroom of your Immediate and extended family. How far the circle extends to your friends, however, is unclear at this time. At a best friend's house, it is acceptable to raw cheek. The further you get into the realm of a casual acquaintance, though, the more likely it is that you should use toilet paper to line the toilet seat.
Without exception, it is never appropriate to raw cheek in a restroom open to the public.
by Ae5Ea8 March 09, 2015
Combination of "faux" and "hygiene" meaning when you half-heartedly wash your hands in a restroom. Your motivation is not actual hygiene but rather the social pressure to appear as if you actually do care.
by Ae5Ea8 March 09, 2015
A combination of "emoticon" and "promote." Describes being "promoted" by an important person in your life by getting emoticons from them in their texts and emails to you. In other words, you've been elevated from the lowly category of professional contact, acquaintance, or casual friend into their inner circle, where they feel comfortable enough with you to use emoticons. Not to be confused with demoticon.
by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015
A new TV series occurring inside of a Costco. It's like Portlandia, but everyone is a Costco customer.
Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.
Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.
I love the theme song for Kirklandia.
by Ae5Ea8 October 02, 2016
A TV show about Costco that takes place entirely within a Costco store involving checker-outers, ID checkers, receipt checkers (i.e., Costcops), drivers of pallet movers, free sample giver-outers, demonstration people demonstrating products like the Vitamix, customer service folks, and customers just like me and you.
This show would be like how Portlandia is about Portland. Kirkland is the Costco brand.
This show would be like how Portlandia is about Portland. Kirkland is the Costco brand.
by Ae5Ea8 September 25, 2016
I graduated Order of the Queef and now I get to work fourteen hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays.
by Ae5Ea8 November 28, 2016