beard-polar depression

Combination of "beard" and "bi-polar depression," describing the loss, sadness, and vicarious nakedness one feels when a male acquaintance suddenly shaves off his beard.
Joe was rocking the beard until today. I'm so blue...must be beard-polar depression.
by Ae5Ea8 February 25, 2015
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abromatherapy

when a male enjoys his own bathroom stench
One man's abromatherapy is another man's disgusting stench
by Ae5Ea8 October 24, 2016
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wolfgang shmuck

Someone who doesn't know how to cook.
A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.
by Ae5Ea8 February 04, 2015
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Tubman

slang for a $20 bill
In post-apocalyptic future macroeconomic environment with rampant reverse inflation, we would eventually be saying: "It's all about the Tubmans."
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Tubman

slang for a $20 bill
In post-apocalyptic future macroeconomic environment with rampant reverse inflation, we would eventually be saying: "It's all about the Tubmans."
by Ae5Ea8 April 23, 2016
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Cape Code

A computer programming language invented on Cape Cod, Massachusetts.
I live in a house down by the sea in Cape Code.
by Ae5Ea8 February 03, 2015
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Google Autonomous Vehicle

When a person is walking down the sidewalk looking down at their phone. There is no human in charge of the operation of their vehicle (i.e., their body).

A Google Autonomous Vehicle is usually watching the little blue dot to see which way on the map they are moving. Once the Google Autonomous Vehicle figures that out, they can reorient themselves in the right direction towards their destination.
I became a Google Autonomous Vehicle when I punched "tapas bar near me."
by Ae5Ea8 November 14, 2015
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