Ae5Ea8's definitions

Frostco

the huge walk-in freezer at Costco that is totally freezing.

Larry caught a cold while lollygagging in the Frostco looking for the tub of organic spinach.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

JohnSmithism

The attribution of behavior to someone with a common name (i.e., John Smith, Bob Smith, Mary Jones), without thinking of the overall impact your comment has on the unique individuals who actually have that name and don't act like the "average person." So it's like racism, sexism, or ageism, but based instead on someone's name. Hence, JohnSmithism.

The Constitution should be amended to make JohnSmithism illegal.

by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015

mingleberries

a joyous mingling of dingleberries

how many mingleberries can dance on the head of a pin?

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

senior soup

the cloudy pool water after a geriatric aqua aerobics class consisting of various paper products, human liquids and solids, and various other sundries and whatnots

senior soup for the soul -- it's good for you!

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2017

everything bagel

A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.

David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.

by Ae5Ea8 April 29, 2015

snock block

when you can't find a good snack, your snack gets cock blocked

If all you've got are year-old Saltines, stale graham crackers and raisin granola bars, you're snock has been blocked. It's a snock block.

by Ae5Ea8 January 5, 2018

Niagara Balls

Thinking about a huge waterfall when you're at the urinal. You know you have to pee, but you have shy bladder syndrome. You've got to go to that special place.

Daggumit. Shy bladder syndrome again? Gotta think: Niagara Balls

by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015