passweird

Combination of "password" and "weird," describing a strong password that you know you'll never be able to remember because it's so weird.

xay9tuf;ne"ca* is totes passweird. How did I ever expect to remember it?

by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015

Turdistan

The small independent sovereign whose borders are coextenstive with the walls of your cat box.

Welcome to Turdistan!
Population: 2

by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015

Burch and seizure

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.

A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.

by Ae5Ea8 June 07, 2017

wolfgang shmuck

Someone who doesn't know how to cook.

A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.

by Ae5Ea8 February 03, 2015

scraple

staple scraps, usually bent.

When you remove a staple, it becomes a scraple.

by Ae5Ea8 September 24, 2016

Elvis has left the building

When a guy's member has exited his boxer shorts by sneaking out of the flap during the night.

Sally woke up, rolled over, and looked at Frank.

It appears that Elvis has left the building, Sally thought to herself.

by Ae5Ea8 March 15, 2015

baby on board

When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."

If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.

by Ae5Ea8 April 02, 2015