kerfuffle butter

Combination of "truffle butter" and "kerfuffle," meaning any life situation in which shit is really messed up and in total disarray.
How's your job going, bro?

Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.
by Ae5Ea8 April 07, 2015
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Clausemopolitan

Favorite cocktail of the Founding Fathers as they drafted the various clauses of the United States Constitution. Made with crushed elderberry and vodka. See also: The Washingtini."I'll drink to the new republic," said Benjamin Franklin as he slaked his thirst with a Clausemopolitan.
"I'll drink to that," said John Hancock as he knocked back a Clausemopolitan.
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Clausemopolitan

Favorite cocktail of the Founding Fathers as they drafted the various clauses of the United States Constitution. Made with crushed elderberry and vodka. See also: The Washingtini.
"I'll drink to the new republic," said Benjamin Franklin as he slaked his thirst with a Clausemopolitan.
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schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.
On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.
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cardar

Combination of "car" and "sonar" describing the act of finding your car in a large parking lot by repeatedly pressing the lock or unlock button on your keychain. Navigating your way around the parking lot by the relative increase or decrease in the loudness of the car beep is similar to the way that dolphins and bats use sound waves to navigate.
Without cardar I would still be walking around in a circle at Disney World.
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incrapacity

elder abuse often involves undue influence and incrapacity
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Russell Sprouts

Combination of "Brussel Sprouts" and "Russell." An affectionate term for the children of anybody with the first or last name of Russell.
How are the Russell Sprouts doing?

Great, Johnny is 5, and Suzy is 7 now.
by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015
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