Definitions by Ae5Ea8

no-mo' code 

Combination of "promo code" and "no more" (i.e., no mo'), describing the act of trying what you think is a valid promo code for an online purchase—but it fails at checkout. There just ain't no mo' code.

The average no-mo' code searching session lasts 5 minutes.

no-mo' code by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015

Eskimail brother 

Combination of "Eskimo brother" and "email," describing the invisible connection between you and the other person or persons out there who not only have a name similar to yours (either first and last name, or first initial and last name), but who also have already signed up for the exact email addresses that you would have preferred.

Bob Smith has many Eskimail brothers.

Eskimail brother by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015

braking in period 

Combination of "braking" (i.e., related to a car's brakes) and "breaking in period," describing the time it takes to adjust your foot to the sensitivity of the brakes of a car that you don't regularly drive, such as a friend's car, your spouse's car, or a rental car. At first, the brakes are either too sensitive, which causes you to slam down the breaks and jerk to a stop, or, too firm and require you to push down harder with your foot than you are used to.

I hope I get over the braking in period soon because I'm driving like a 9 year old right now.

braking in period by Ae5Ea8 April 15, 2015

ebroji 

Combination of "emoji" and "bro," describing the extremely small subset of emoji that it is OK to use in texts or emails between two bros.

Acceptable ebroji: 🏀 🏈 👊

Unacceptable ebroji: 🌱 🌲 🌳 🌴 🌵 🌷 🌸 🌹 🌺 🌻 🌼 💐 🌾 🌿 🍀 🍁 🍂 🍃 🍄 🌰🐀 🐁 🐭 🐹 🐂 🐃 🐄 🐮 🐅 🐆 🐯 🐇 🐰 🐈 🐱 🐎 🐴 🐏 🐑 🐐 🐓 🐔 🐤 🐣 🐥 🐦 🐧 🐘 🐪 🐫 🐗 🐖 🐷 🐽 🐕 🐩 🐶 🐺 🐻 🐨 🐼 🐵 🙈 🙉 🙊 🐒 🐉 🐲 🐊 🐍 🐢 🐸 🐋 🐳 🐬 🐙 🐟 🐠 🐡 🐚 🐌 🐛 🐜 🐝 🐞 🐾

ebroji by Ae5Ea8 April 14, 2015

The BarCode Triangle 

The temporary disappearance of the barcode when you're at the self-checkout station in the supermarket. Despite your attempts to rotate the product around and around and upside down, you can't seem to find the barcode.

The BarCode Triangle exists for a short period of time.

The BarCode Triangle by Ae5Ea8 April 13, 2015

fratulence 

The ungodly air of rank beer farts at a fraternity party.

Fratulence Fridays: avoid.

fratulence by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015

vinegar speed 

Derived from "vinegar strokes," vinegar speed is the determined face you make when passing the point of no return while going though a traffic signal that you feel is about to turn yellow. Vinegar speed is the point at which even if the light turned yellow you wouldn't slow down.

Do the Vinegar Speed!

vinegar speed by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015