Ae5Ea8's definitions

crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs

Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles

by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018

voicemailism

Weird nicknames of people you know based on the home voicemail machine absolutely butchering their name on the caller ID.

Why do new Panasonic land line phones come loaded with that awful 1980's era voice? It leads to rampant voicemailism after voicemailism.

by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015

ascetiquette

Combination of "ascetic" and "etiquette," describing the act of denying yourself the pleasure of eating your meal at it's peak hotness until everyone at the restaurant table gets served their meal.

Ascetiquette be damned. Eat while it's hot.

by Ae5Ea8 August 12, 2016

internot

A slow internet connection, deriving from "internet" and "not."

Not another internot! I'm Netflix binging today, for Chrissakes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015

brauxmance

1. A fake bromance on a reality show just to gain the confidence of the other person.

2. A bromance that turns out badly...where two guys start off liking each as bros, but end up thinking that the other is a jerk.

I ended my brauxmance. The guy who though was cool was actually a brouche bag.

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)

A bro who is a d bag.

Yeah, that guy's a total b bag (i.e., brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)).

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

mute salute

"Mute salute" describes a short, loud burst of sound from a student's laptop showing that they were watching a video instead of taking notes. A mute salute correctly causes those around you to infer that you were not paying attention at all and either watching cat videos on Youtube or some ridiculous "FAIL" video on TMZ.

Did you hear Jobob's mute salute in class today?

Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015