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Definitions by Ae5Ea8

Writing your signature on a trackpad with your finger.
My fingature looks nothing like my real signature.
fingature by Ae5Ea8 April 28, 2015

OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder) 

Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.
Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.

multi-flixing 

Combination of "multi-tasking" and "Netflix," describing the act of binge viewing several different TV shows within one TV watching session. You might watch one episode of one show, followed by another episode of another show, and then back to the first show.
I'm currently multi-flixing Justified, Breaking Bad, and Mad Men.
multi-flixing by Ae5Ea8 April 22, 2015

JohnSmithism 

The attribution of behavior to someone with a common name (i.e., John Smith, Bob Smith, Mary Jones), without thinking of the overall impact your comment has on the unique individuals who actually have that name and don't act like the "average person." So it's like racism, sexism, or ageism, but based instead on someone's name. Hence, JohnSmithism.
The Constitution should be amended to make JohnSmithism illegal.
JohnSmithism by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015

Turdistan 

The small independent sovereign whose borders are coextenstive with the walls of your cat box.
Welcome to Turdistan!
Population: 2
Turdistan by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015

passweird 

Combination of "password" and "weird," describing a strong password that you know you'll never be able to remember because it's so weird.
xay9tuf;ne"ca* is totes passweird. How did I ever expect to remember it?
passweird by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015
Combination of "nod" and "or nah," describing the act of nodding in agreement when you can't actually hear what the person said. Useful at cocktail parties and bars. Also useful when you just aren't listening to somebody like a spouse or significant other.
You heard what they said...
or nahd
or nahd by Ae5Ea8 April 18, 2015