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talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.
by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015
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Pist-ot Note

When you write on the gluey backside of a Post-it Note and wonder why you're having trouble writing.
Pist-ot Notes of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.
by Ae5Ea8 June 8, 2015
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hellitosis

Combination of "halitosis" and "hell," describing a person's atrocious breath. Only reserved for a truly face-melting and life-disaffirming odor.
Listen, man, don't get to close to Larry. He will KILL you.

What do you mean?

Hellitosis, man. Something died up in his teeth.
by Ae5Ea8 March 13, 2015
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incrapacity

elder abuse often involves undue influence and incrapacity
by Ae5Ea8 May 3, 2017
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delayed shatification

The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.
George Costanza understood the benefits of delayed shatification.
by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016
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hygimnastics

Combination of "hygiene" and "gymnastics" describing the simultaneous use of feet, hands and elbows -- usually with a paper towel that you've used to dry off your hands -- to avoid touching any surface of a nasty public bathroom. One performs these feats of dexterity, for example, when trying to leave a gas station bathroom without touching any part of your skin to any surface.
Which nation will take gold in Hygimnastics in Tokyo in 2020?
by Ae5Ea8 November 14, 2016
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bananalibrium

Combination of "banana" and "equilibrium," describing the delicate art of adapting your consumption of a bunch of bananas to the slow but steady ripening process.

The first act of bananalibrium is buying the bananas. Too green: bad. Too yellow: bad.

You do buy the bananas when you can foresee a use of the bananas that is reasonably certain to occur in the next 10 days or so, before the bananas go bad.

Once the bananas are sitting on your kitchen counter, the next stage begins. To consume the entire bunch (usually 5 to seven bananas), you have to have a plan, and you have to stick to it. Otherwise, some of the bananas will go bad. And unless you make banana bread, the overripe bananas are too nasty to eat on their own.

So once the ripening process starts, you have to, maybe, eat a banana that is a little bit less ripe than you'd ideally like. Within a few days, however, you are in the sweet spot...the bananas are perfect. Then the brown spots start, and you have to up your game to remain on track. At a certain point, the bananas are a bit overripe, but you can still enjoy them. There is the point of no return when the bananas are just gone. Then it is a matter of avoiding having rotten food on your counter. It is a little bit sad throwing away rotten bananas. It feels wasteful. There is a hint of personal failure that might accompany throwing them away.
As Buddha was chomping on a banana, Mahākāśyapa noted, "Man...this dude's in perfect bananalibrium."
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
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