Pist-ot note

When you write on the wrong side of a Post-it note.
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Pist-ot Note

When you write on the gluey backside of a Post-it Note and wonder why you're having trouble writing.
Pist-ot Notes of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.
by Ae5Ea8 June 06, 2015
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fartnuckle

A fart so voluminous that after it has been expelled from your system you have to tighten up your belt by at least one buckle.

Fartnuckles are best experienced when they're a total surprise.

You'd think it would be call a "fartbuckle" but it's actually "fartnuckle," with an "n." And to be clear, it's not "fartknuckle" with a "kn." It's just an "n."
For any Game of Thrones fans:
one horn is a fartnuckle, two horns wildlings, three horns White Walkers
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passweird

Combination of "password" and "weird," describing a strong password that you know you'll never be able to remember because it's so weird.
xay9tuf;ne"ca* is totes passweird. How did I ever expect to remember it?
by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015
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bananoid

The weird little nub at the end of a banana that you don't feel like eating. You know that it would be fine to eat, but it just seems like something that should come off with the skin.
Have you read, "Bananoids Among Us"?
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miller's paradox

Intense contractions caused by running faster to make it to the toilet in time. The paradox is that the faster you run, the faster you will get to the toilet — but also, the faster you run, the more imminent becomes the dropping of the deuce prior to making it to the toilet.
miller's paradox is related to Zeno's paradox in a way
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high defuctible health plan

A high deductible health plan.

A terrible "health plan" in which you pay between $6,000 to $10,000 per person per calendar year for in-network care before the health plan starts paying any benefit.
a high defuctible health plan does what it says on the tin. It' f*&^%'s you
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