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Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.
by Ae5Ea8 April 18, 2016
Get the text braking mug."faux" + "attention": pretending to pay attention in class; an offensive tactic during lecture classes when you are using your laptop. Fauxtention involves giving knowing and "interested" nods to your professor to show you're paying attention. But what you're really doing is preempting any suspicion that you are surfing the internet as much as you really are.
Fauxtention earns brownie points.
by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015
Get the fauxtention mug.spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.
You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
Get the blind freeze mug.Combination of "multi-tasking" and "Netflix," describing the act of binge viewing several different TV shows within one TV watching session. You might watch one episode of one show, followed by another episode of another show, and then back to the first show.
by Ae5Ea8 April 22, 2015
Get the multi-flixing mug.putting on a new roll of toilet paper even when, technically, you don't have to because you've already done your business — but you realize that if you don't the next person will be in an unenviable position
It's a good deed. So you're "paying it forward."
It's a good deed. So you're "paying it forward."
by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016
Get the roll it forward mug.Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.
by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016
Get the stallitary confinement mug.OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")
by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015
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