spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.
You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2016
Sesame chicken describes a scrotum peeking out of a guy's shorts. The coloring, texture, shape, and size of the visible portion of the scrotum is oddly similar to a piece of sesame chicken from a Chinese restaurant.
This is not a flattering situation. It usually happens without the guy knowing about it. It is most common in summertime, when the guy is (1) wearing boxers and (2) wearing loose fitting shorts.
This is not a flattering situation. It usually happens without the guy knowing about it. It is most common in summertime, when the guy is (1) wearing boxers and (2) wearing loose fitting shorts.
Dude, I caught a glimpse of your sesame chicken. Some things can't be unseen bro. For the love of God, cover thyself.
by Ae5Ea8 April 01, 2015
the psychic residue from watching or reading the news
the dirty feeling one gets from from placing one's attention on politics
the tangy and fetid mixture of demagoguery and American politics
the dirty feeling one gets from from placing one's attention on politics
the tangy and fetid mixture of demagoguery and American politics
by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2017
Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.
by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015
A combination of "Bikram Yoga" and "six pack abs."
A "Bik pack" is a false sense of abdominal definition caused by sucking in your stomach in front of a large mirror while doing yoga postures in a hot room— as is the custom in Bikram Yoga studios.
A "Bik pack" is a false sense of abdominal definition caused by sucking in your stomach in front of a large mirror while doing yoga postures in a hot room— as is the custom in Bikram Yoga studios.
I was rocking Bik pack abs during Half Moon pose (arms overhead, bending side to side, and then holding the posture for 30 seconds to a minute). Sadly, my one pack returned when I exhaled and stood like a normal person.
by Ae5Ea8 February 08, 2015
A picture of other people (besides yourself) that is posted to social media. It's similar to a selfie, but you are not in the picture.
by Ae5Ea8 April 07, 2015
Saying or writing something marginally funny, but then making it just plain old douchey by prefacing it with a hashtag.
#realmenuseemoticons is a douchetag
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2015