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a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.
Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.
by Adrian July 13, 2006
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(n) a person who used one of his most hard working employee's deaths to his benefit to get ratings.
Vince mcmahon is currently being a vince mcmahon with the death of Eddie Guerrero
by Adrian February 12, 2006
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Some of the time, they can be very nice. Most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of shit that want you to bend the rules just for them. If they complain to your boss, don't bother telling your side of the story because you just can't win.
Customers make my work life horrible.
by Adrian December 8, 2007
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either
1. one of the ugliest motherfuckers you will ever see, or
2. one of the best soccer players you will ever see.
by Adrian August 20, 2006
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Another way of saying fuck wit created by simply switching the first letter of each word. Used when swearing filters are present.
I should've known those wuck fits would screw everything up.
by Adrian April 13, 2010
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Someone who is not physically well.
That nigga Cee-Lo is siznick, you should get him a card.
by Adrian November 5, 2004
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