jizzle

The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.

"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."

by Adman12 November 17, 2005

hard spot

A persistent, nostalgic sexual feeling about a person you desired in the past. Like a "soft spot," but a horny one.

"I still can't stop thinking about seeing Phoebe Cates naked in Fast Times when I was a kid. I guess I've still got a hard spot for her."

by Adman12 September 02, 2005

wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.

"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."

by Adman12 August 31, 2005

nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.

"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."

by Adman12 December 31, 2005

Chicken Pizza

An intentional malapropism used by English-speaking tourists to refer jokingly to Chichén Itzá, the impressive ruins of a large Pre-Columbian Mayan city and religious complex in Mexico's Yucatan region.

"Yeah, we partied all night in Cancun, then had to get up early to catch the bus to see Chicken Pizza."

by Adman12 October 20, 2005

PV

verb: short form for "peri vagina"

An African custom of rubbing the penis between a woman's thighs. Became a popular Farkism on October 4, 2005, due to being refernced in an article linked on Fark.com.

"In the process, according to them, the students who were possibly sexually-aroused stripped the singer naked and pv'd her and allegedly performed lewd acts on her body. "

by Adman12 October 04, 2005

Shatner

Toilet paper. So named because it goes around Uranus wiping out Klingons.

"Hand me the Shatner, will ya?"

by Adman12 September 02, 2005