A harmful and unproductive waste of time. Porn has very bad effects on society - people think it's all glitter and glam and that the actors/actresses are enjoying it, etc.. but that's a misconception.
Also, porn can be addictive, and it has been an increasingly common reason for divorce.
Also, porn can be addictive, and it has been an increasingly common reason for divorce.
Almost all porn actresses smoke cigs and have a high chance of catching an STD. The directors of the movies/videos often mistreat them and get them into things they didn't really know about in the first place, but then they'll threaten them with nonpayment if the actresses don't agree to do it.
Of course, anyone who gets into the industry as an actor/actress should already know what they're getting themselves into.
Of course, anyone who gets into the industry as an actor/actress should already know what they're getting themselves into.
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
Get the porn mug.Some double entendres that have cropped up on news and TV shows:
News anchor: "So the weather today is warm and wet. How are you Lisa, warm and wet as well?"
News guy: "So today in major league basketball...football... I mean baseball, uhh I got my balls screwed up."
Guy on daytime show: "So I've got a hard one for you Jen."
News anchor: "So the weather today is warm and wet. How are you Lisa, warm and wet as well?"
News guy: "So today in major league basketball...football... I mean baseball, uhh I got my balls screwed up."
Guy on daytime show: "So I've got a hard one for you Jen."
by Adel7 January 01, 2008
Get the double entendre mug.Freebies from the internet, or web (hence the w instead of b).
You can get freewies from many websites and companies, the big one being WalMart. Just go to a search engine and type in "free stuff" and voila, you got lots of stuff. But be careful, as some of them aren't totally free(i.e., be careful about surveys and freebies that take more than 3 minutes to get.)
You can get freewies from many websites and companies, the big one being WalMart. Just go to a search engine and type in "free stuff" and voila, you got lots of stuff. But be careful, as some of them aren't totally free(i.e., be careful about surveys and freebies that take more than 3 minutes to get.)
Dude 1: "Where'd you get that t-shirt from man?"
Dude 2: "Oh, it one of the freewies I got online. I also got a pedometer, some grub, and a pen. Now I'm ready for the first day of school!"
Dude 1: "Sweet. Send me the links, yo."
Dude 2: "Aight, no prob."
Dude 2: "Oh, it one of the freewies I got online. I also got a pedometer, some grub, and a pen. Now I'm ready for the first day of school!"
Dude 1: "Sweet. Send me the links, yo."
Dude 2: "Aight, no prob."
by Adel7 September 21, 2007
Get the freewies mug.Adam: "Ay, bro, do we have any pizza left from yesterday?"
Matt: "Naah, man. I guess we should... uhh.... hit the border?"
Adam: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahh. Chalupas, spicy chicken tacos, Taquitos, and bean burritos! Let's hit the border!"
Matt: "Aight, let's bounce."
Matt: "Naah, man. I guess we should... uhh.... hit the border?"
Adam: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahh. Chalupas, spicy chicken tacos, Taquitos, and bean burritos! Let's hit the border!"
Matt: "Aight, let's bounce."
by Adel7 August 27, 2007
Get the hit the border mug.Drew Brees is the quarterback for the New Orleans Saints. The Saints acquired Drew Brees from the Chargers, who were chicken to resign him because of a previous shoulder injury. Charger's loss - Saints gain... big time.
Brees is like a cool and fresh breeze after the smelly play we had from Aaron Brooks. WHODAT!
Brees is like a cool and fresh breeze after the smelly play we had from Aaron Brooks. WHODAT!
Derrick: "You know, I really think the Saints have a great chance to win this year's Super Bowl. Drew Brees is just unstoppable. His passes are really accurate and he makes very good decisions."
Gavin: "Word - Saints all the way, baby!"
Gavin: "Word - Saints all the way, baby!"
by Adel7 September 07, 2007
Get the drew brees mug.When an employee pretends to be working hard only when his boss is watching. Basically, he starts working only when the boss comes walking by..
Jim had the ultimate sinecure. As a call center worker for a company that more resembled the governmental bureaucracy than a competitive firm, he got to play Yahoo Checkers all day, and whenever his boss came by he switched to eyeservice mode, quickly pressing alt+tab and staring at a spreadsheet, while saying "Hmmm... we've logged 37% today and ... uhh... oh hi Sir, I hope you're having a splendid day!"
Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"
Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."
Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "
Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "
Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"
Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."
Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "
Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "
by Adel7 September 04, 2007
Get the eyeservice mug.When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.
...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.
"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
by Adel7 January 06, 2008
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