Adel7's definitions

praying mantis

A strange insect where the female eats the male after the mating ritual.

Praying mantis - the ultimate torturous sadistic fetish in an insect.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

thinga

Same as thingamajig - some object that you're too lazy to describe.

See that thinga over there? Can you get it for me please?

by Adel7 January 4, 2008

unizzle

The Union - aka the USA.

Abraham Lincoln did a lot as the head of this unizzle.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

qwerty flirty

Being very flirtacious through the use of emoticons and acronyms.

20s Singles chat room rife with qwerty flirty behavior:

cooldude22: OMG ILY soooo much sooo much
sweetchick7: I <3 U
cooldude22: : )
cooldude22: ;) I <3 U ;)
cooldude22: UR SOOOOO HOT - I L Y BABY
sweetchick7: :*
cooldude22: ooooh you're soooo lovely - omg omg ILY
sweetchick7: oh I luv u 2 baby - btw, watcha look like
cooldude22: ummm... well honestly I'm a 47 year old man with a lovely beer belly and some old sneakers, but omg u r sooooo hot!

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

silly rabbit tricks are for kids

What you so to someone who tries to play you with a cheap ass dumb trick. Or you can say that to a young child when they play peekaboo with you, or keep annoying you perhaps.

Niece: "Hey you can't see meeee. Hahahahaha..."

Uncle: "Silly rabbit tricks are for kids."

Niece: "Haaahahahahaa... can we go to Chuck E'Cheese now?"

Uncle: "Aight, that's cool with me. It's been too long since I've played that skeetball game."

Niece: "ahahaahahahahhahaha..."

Uncle: "What's funny now? Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids."

Niece: "Hahahahahaha"

by Adel7 August 15, 2007

mish mumkin

Mainly used in the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, this phrase means "no way!"

So if you visit Cairo one day, and want to try to haggle with one of the merchants in Khan-al-Khalili, you can keep saying "mish mumkin" when they offer you a price until they get to the lowest price.

Dude 1: "Man, yesterday I saw a Lamborghini Countach that was painted with a really glossy and shiny blackish-purple color, and it had spinning rims, and to top the back spoiler was shaped differently, and it looked really scary. Plus a huge flame came out of the exhaust once that sucker took off."

Dude 2: "Mish mumkin!"

Dude 1: "How could I lie about this man?"

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

proprocrastinator

A professional procrastinator. Is somehow able to do everything at the last minute. Somehow this person, at this elite level of procrastination, manages to get projects, assignments, and jobs done within 5 minutes of their respective deadlines.

Is known to stay up all night frequently. With the assistance of red bull.

Dude 1: "Man, look at you. Always scrambling to get stuff done at the last minute. What in the world do you do at home?"

Dude 2: "Well, it depends on the weather. But in general, I sit around doing nothing. Or surfing the web sometimes, but usually.... nada."

Dude 1: "Dude you're a proprocrastinator. How do you do it?"

Dude 2: "If I told you then I'd have to sequester you on a remote island in the Pacific with nothing except three twinkies."

Dude 1: "Gotcha."

by Adel7 September 13, 2007