Adam the definer !'s definitions
'spitting water' is what your cock does after you have ejaculated so many times either through so much sex or lots of masturbation ,it just comes out like water with no thickness or colour.
man my dick is sore ,i was tossing off to porn on youjizz for hours ,in the end i came so many times i was Spitting water.
by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015
Get the spitting watermug. A todgertingle is the feeling you get in the end of your cock when you have a brief encounter with a pretty and sexy lady and you get a warm tingling sensation in the end of your penis,its you dicks way of telling you it wants to get inside her warm clunge.
Hey tom i just met this really sexy chick who was serving me in a shop she gave me a proper todgertingle ,my dick is still yearning for her hole now !
stiffy hardon scrotum totem wood pocket rocket
stiffy hardon scrotum totem wood pocket rocket
by Adam the definer ! March 3, 2016
Get the Todgertinglemug. milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Get the set the tadpoles freemug. being half lobbed is a term used for having a semi hard penis or semi stiffy,this i an old english term used by sea faring men who's consumption of shellfish i.e crabs and prawns which are high in zinc can cause a state of sexual arousal leading to a half lobbed weapon of ass destruction.
i have been eating so many oysters that im walking about half lobbed,ill have to either beat it out of it or wait for it to go down.
well your not sticking it in me !
well your not sticking it in me !
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Get the half lobbedmug. english slang,vulgar
another name for a mounted policeman,a police officer on horseback.
What animal has a cunt in the middle of its back ?
a police horse !
another name for a mounted policeman,a police officer on horseback.
What animal has a cunt in the middle of its back ?
a police horse !
im out on the piss tonight tom ,you coming out ?
no last night i got nicked by a backcunt ,he stuck me in a cell overnight for pissing in someones letterbox.
no last night i got nicked by a backcunt ,he stuck me in a cell overnight for pissing in someones letterbox.
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Get the backcuntmug. The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.
any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Get the testi testmug. when you sit down and squash your low hanging scrotum and balls under your arse.usually when its hot and sweaty.
by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015
Get the bumballedmug.