Definitions by Adam the definer !

mickit 

A mickit or micket is a slang name for a spastic or bady physically deformed person.used mainly in england from the 1980's

for fucks sake tom just drive the car in a straight line ,your such a fucking mickit .

mickit by Adam the definer ! June 22, 2015

set the tadpoles free

To ejaculate,cum,spunk,shoot your muck

milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used

set the tadpoles free by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

little willymilly 

the name for a person with a small penis

i fucked a fit bird last night she was well impressed with my cock ,she said she her last boyfriend was a little willymilly

little willymilly by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

putty eater 

a non foul way of saying pussy eater,this was used by harry enfield in the famous badfellas sketch.

biggles: hows your wife paul ?
paul:what you saying bout my wife,you fun my wife?
biggles: yeah she sucked my duck and i ate her putty

paul:your a muddy funster and a putty eater fuckwit biggles

putty eater by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

backcunt 

english slang,vulgar
another name for a mounted policeman,a police officer on horseback.
What animal has a cunt in the middle of its back ?

a police horse !

im out on the piss tonight tom ,you coming out ?
no last night i got nicked by a backcunt ,he stuck me in a cell overnight for pissing in someones letterbox.

backcunt by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

testi test 

The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.

any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.

testi test by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

half lobbed

being half lobbed is a term used for having a semi hard penis or semi stiffy,this i an old english term used by sea faring men who's consumption of shellfish i.e crabs and prawns which are high in zinc can cause a state of sexual arousal leading to a half lobbed weapon of ass destruction.

i have been eating so many oysters that im walking about half lobbed,ill have to either beat it out of it or wait for it to go down.
well your not sticking it in me !

half lobbed by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015