i fucked a fit bird last night she was well impressed with my cock ,she said she her last boyfriend was a little willymilly
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Get the little willymilly mug.when you sit down and squash your low hanging scrotum and balls under your arse.usually when its hot and sweaty.
by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015
Get the bumballed mug.The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.
any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
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another name for a mounted policeman,a police officer on horseback.
What animal has a cunt in the middle of its back ?
a police horse !
another name for a mounted policeman,a police officer on horseback.
What animal has a cunt in the middle of its back ?
a police horse !
im out on the piss tonight tom ,you coming out ?
no last night i got nicked by a backcunt ,he stuck me in a cell overnight for pissing in someones letterbox.
no last night i got nicked by a backcunt ,he stuck me in a cell overnight for pissing in someones letterbox.
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Get the backcunt mug.Toffee wrapper is another name for a foreskin usually a long one which hangs off the end of your cock when its limp and resembles the twisted ends you see on a toffee/sweet wrapper.This is an english phrase of olde.
i just pissed all over the toilet seat ,damn my long toffee wrapper i need to pull it back next time!
by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015
Get the toffee wrapper mug.Hit it hard is a saying used in the the motorcycling world,typically said by your friends or family as you set off for a ride.The reason it is said is because they dont want to see you in a wheelchair if you crash and would rather you be dead for yours and their sakes.
(son) going for a ride on his suzuk bandit 1200
Im out for a while on my bike !
(parents) Hit it hard son,hit it hard.
Im out for a while on my bike !
(parents) Hit it hard son,hit it hard.
by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015
Get the hit it hard mug.Another name for a penis,cock,shaft,knob,tallywhacker,weiner ect ect
'totum' being an long tall pole that north American Indians used to dance around(totum pole)
'totum' being an long tall pole that north American Indians used to dance around(totum pole)
I had a filthy bird last night ,I pulled my scrotum totum of her mouth on the vinegar strokes and spooged all in her hair
by Adam the definer ! June 12, 2015
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