Definitions by Action Steve

Stephen Colbert 

Fictional charater played by Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report.

That's not really Stephen Colbert, he's just playing the part of Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert by Action Steve December 8, 2006

wiimote 

The controller used with the Nintendo Wii console.

Is able to sense motion on all three axis and can be expanded on with use of such wiimote add-ons as the analog nunchuk, the classic controller, and the wii zapper lightgun.

The wiimote also contains force feedback, a speaker, and 6kb of "non-volitile" memory.

The Wii Console comes with, Wii Sports, one wiimote, and one nunchuk attachment

wiimote by Action Steve October 22, 2006

victory 

adj.

cheap or of poor quality: usually not voluntarily used

used in George Orwell's book as a brand name for a variety of cheap standard issue items such as Victory Cigarettes, Victory Gin, Victory Mansions, etc.

"He took a cigarette from a crumpled packet marked VICTORY CIGARETTES and incautiously held it upright, whereupon the tobacco fell out on to the floor."

-excert from Chapter 1 of 1984 by George Orwell

victory by Action Steve October 19, 2006

bop 

to fight

used extensively in the 1979 film The Warriors

one who bops is called a "bopper"

"Coney Island must be 50-100 miles from here, we'll have to bop our way home."

bop by Action Steve July 29, 2006

shank 

verb
discrete and rapid thrusts with a sharp object, usually with something homemade or makeshift and usually directed toward to lower torso.

not to be confused with stab.

Rafael shanked his target in the gut with a ballpoint pen as he walked past him on the sidewalk.

shank by Action Steve July 29, 2006

healthy man crush 

One male's platonic liking of another male in a totally heterosexual way.

Not because of sexual attraction but because of respect for the other male's poise, attitude, style, or all around being.

Every guy at school has a healthy man crush on Patrick, yeah, he's just that rad.

healthy man crush by Action Steve June 11, 2006

JPS 

Acronym for Jewish Positioning System.

Used to describe a Jewish person with extraordinary urban directional skills.

A JPS is highly skilled in reading street maps, street signs, bus transfer maps, and tour guides.

if we didn't have Isaac, our JPS, we never would have gotten where we needed to go.

JPS by Action Steve June 11, 2006