Lmao

It's like that Chinese knockoff of lol that people use because their friend already said lol

Ace: Lol that was funny
Daniel: Lmao yeah it was
Ace: Dude. The fuck.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Comtarded

It's when you're retarded when it comes to computers.

Ace: My grandpa is so comtarded.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Presidential Election

Two rich old white perverts try putting fake votes in a box to rule a country.

Ace: Who will you be voting for in the Presidential Election?
Trump: A wall.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Yahoo

Take Google and make it Mexican.

Ace: Do you use Yahoo, grandma?
Grandma: No, I use a computer.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

VCR

Imagine a DVD, but fucking huge.

Ace: Hey dad, can I borrow your VCR machine?
Dad: Why?
Ace: So I can fucking sell it on Ebay and buy a Netflix subscription.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Jared

The guy who doesn't give a shit

Ace: I wish I was a Jared
Jared: No one gives a shit

by Ace Phillips August 25, 2020

Hot Chocolate

It's like coffee, but it doesn't make you high, tastes fucking amazing, and is reserved for kids only.

Ace: Can I have some hot chocolate, please?
Waiter: Does this look like a Chuck E. Cheese to you.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020