11 definitions by Ace Phillips

Presidential Debate

Two enraged grandpas argue on who should live in a mansion and how to play Monopoly in real life.

Ace: Did you watch the Presidential Debate?
Via: Yes. It was the best circus show I've seen since 89. Two elephants, too!

by Ace Phillips November 4, 2020

The only excuse for lesbians to watch cartoons while still sounding mature

Ace: Do you watch anime?
Lily: OH MY GOD GON AND *insert gibberish* KISSED THEN STABBED EACH OTHER OH MY GOD

by Ace Phillips November 4, 2020

It's like coffee, but it doesn't make you high, tastes fucking amazing, and is reserved for kids only.

Ace: Can I have some hot chocolate, please?
Waiter: Does this look like a Chuck E. Cheese to you.

by Ace Phillips November 4, 2020

That old man with a pumpkin for a stomach who asks if you have some trail mix.

Ace: Hello.
Bob: Got nuts?

by Ace Phillips November 4, 2020