germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.

"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."

by Ace December 09, 2003

postal

Gone crazy or insane; irrational. Came into use after a number of workplace shootings by disgruntled U.S. post office workers.

"Tina tore up her homework, yelled at her mom, and slapped her little brother! She's gone postal!"

by Ace February 05, 2002

Gongore

A man of large size with alot of power

by Ace March 09, 2003

'tard

Shortened version of "retard" (someone who is retarded).

Susie dropped her cafeteria tray? What a 'tard!

by Ace February 05, 2002

tech 9

the 2nd most powerful machine gun after the ak 47. Used if and only if you need to kill everymother fucker in the room

Heat, pulp fiction, jackei brown, taxi driver

by Ace May 13, 2005

Claggy

the state of food when it is dry in your mouth

This bread is very claggy.

by Ace November 03, 2003

Lawn job

The female equivalent of a blow job.

I don't need a lawn mover to give me lady a lawn job.

by ace September 16, 2003