Twiddley dick

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

by Absolute belta October 10, 2016

indian suprise

When a horny individual of Indian ethnicity jumps from behind an object or alley way to surprise their sexual prey

That club was awesome Jim.

Yeah Stacy, I had a really great night tonight!

Let's go home through this alley way

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!!

IT LOOKS LIKE A SAND-NIGGER JIM!

"Indian suprise!"

by Absolute belta May 16, 2017

mythsexule

A person who is turned on my watching the show ‘mythbusters’

Yo, did you see mythbusters last night?

Yes! Adman savage really gets by cock tingeling

What the fuck?

I’m a mythsexule !

by Absolute belta September 21, 2017

*shmack* nice!

The clicking of the lips , followed by a claim of joy

Hey Jackie you look nice in that dress tonight!

Well dean , I've actually got Austioperosis and and increasing scyzopheria so that I'm starting to look for comfort in necrophilia

*shmack* nice!

by Absolute belta May 16, 2017

willy waddle

Jerkin the gurkin, strangling the pope, five finger shuffle.

Masturbation

Jack peformed and act of willy waddle much to his six year old daughters consern

by Absolute belta August 24, 2016

Twiddley dick

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

by Absolute belta October 10, 2016

12 inch club

A exclusive organisation of those proud individuals who own a 12 inch shmacker

John: hey kiddos, wanna see my tackle?

Kids: nah it's probably tiny

John: I'm a member of the 12 inch club!

by Absolute belta February 27, 2017