Definitions by AbnormalBoy
gooback
Person who arrived via time portal from the year 3045 to escape the harsh conditions of that era. A blend of all present-day races and speaks a language that is a mixture of English, Turkish, Chinese etc. Tends to work for extremely low wages, displacing hard-working present day Americans. Time-traveling had left them with goo on their backs. See also wetback.
("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)
("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)
gooback by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
knuckle sandwich
What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.
Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.
*SMACK!*
Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!
*SMACK!*
Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!
knuckle sandwich by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
soccer
Obscure team sport played only in a few isolated regions of the world. Details are sketchy but the game is believed to involve kicking.
Anthropologists from several universities around the United States have embarked on an expedition to learn more about this "soccer" pastime.
soccer by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
sperm bank quality
sperm bank quality by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004
ersatz
ersatz by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004
boobies
1) Female organs that are:
Okay if small
O O
Better if they protrude
(.)(.)
Even better if they bifurcate
(.Y.)
Best if they have also have big areola
(oYo)
2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.
Okay if small
O O
Better if they protrude
(.)(.)
Even better if they bifurcate
(.Y.)
Best if they have also have big areola
(oYo)
2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.
From age 12 to 13 boys obsess about exclusively over boobies but later diverge to include other parts.
boobies by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004
mental health club
mental health club by AbnormalBoy April 26, 2004