Definitions by AYB

saturn 

The sixth planet in our solar system. The only planet with the largest planetary ring. Has a moon called Titan which is one of the few moons with an atmosphere.

saturn by AYB April 1, 2003

ghetto 

It once meant where the Jews used to live in WWII Germany. Now it means an area of a city that, due to lack of income pouring in or loss of jobs or businesses moving out, crumbles away from lack of maintenence. Because no well-to-do people wish to live in such deplorable conditions, they move out, and the poor people move in, and as a result, the crime and death rate rises in the area due to people fighting each other over money-related problems.

Ghettos are a natural byproduct of rapid city growth and changes in technology.

ghetto by AYB April 1, 2003

D.A.R.E. 

A program that's supposed to teach children about the dangers of drug abuse. And by the looks of things, the program has already failed miserably to keep kids off drugs.

The schools might as well let the kids shoot and smoke all they want.

D.A.R.E. by AYB April 1, 2003

vice 

Something that is considered evil, immoral or illegal.

Prostitution, street drugs, and the greed for money are considered vices.

vice by AYB March 31, 2003

sadapop 

Soda or pop. This word is used to help people understand that both are the same thing.

Customer: I would like a medium soda.
Server: Wha?
Customer: I SAID, Iwould like a fucking soda! What part of that don't you fucking understand?
Server: Oh, do you mean soda?
Customer: I don't want no goddamn water! I said I want a fucking Coca Cola!
Server: Then you need a sodapop then.
Customer: Whatever. Just get me my fucking soda already!

sadapop by AYB March 31, 2003

zombie 

The living dead. A dead and typically rotting person whose carcass has been brought back to life by science, magic, or soul-posession.

Play SEGA's House of the Dead series, and you'll be surprised to find out that zombies can be fast, smart, and deadly.

zombie by AYB March 31, 2003

tofu 

A cheese-like product made from mixing soy beans with Plaster of Paris. Now used in products that try to imitate meat.

I tried a Boca burger after hearing from the vegetarians that soy tofu is healthier than meat. Ever since I bit into that soy burger, I vowed never to be tricked by those vege-bastards again! Also, I had a hard time eating anything else after that because that horrible-tasting shit-for-a-burger left a metallic taste in my mouth for hours.

tofu by AYB March 31, 2003