AYB's definitions

scamp

a kid.

You damn whipper snappin' scamps better get off my layn before I get my shotgun.

by AYB February 17, 2003

pipe dream

A vain dream that will never happen, given the harsh reality of life.

World peace and human equality are examples of pipe dreams because humans are more naturally inclined to kill off their competition than to cooperate.

by AYB May 21, 2003

cookie

A text file that is saved to your computer's hard drive every time you access a page on the Internet. A cookie file sends the information to advertizement agencies who will use the information to spam you with junk mail.

I have to download a program which destroys cookies so I won't get spammed.

by AYB March 10, 2003

Keno

One of the worst casino games to play aside from the slots because the house has a high winning advantage. Basically, you pick a bunch of random numbers and pray that the stack of balls that gets dropped has at least some of your numbers. Almost comparable to Bingo.

The tourist lost $181,564 plus the cost of his car and his farm as a result of betting large sums of cash while playing Keno.

by AYB October 27, 2003

rhine

Some area in France where wine-producing grapes are grown.

The Rhine is also now discovered to be an important archaeological site, except that researchers will have to uproot a few vineyards to get what they need.

by AYB June 13, 2003

shred

To separate into strands with a sharp blade.

The ninja used his sword to shred the muggers who tried to rob him.

by AYB March 30, 2003

B.E.T.

Black Entertainment Television, although it should be called Boring Enema Television because nothing good is on. Owned by Viacom, which also owns MTV and Nickolodeon.

BET sucks ass because it doesn't play real black music.

by AYB February 12, 2003