Definitions by AYB

politics 

The cage which houses monkeys and snakes. See political party.

politics by AYB April 27, 2003

world peace 

Will NEVER happen, regardless of what the politician spews out of his/her ass.

World peace will never exist because humans are simply bloodthirsty predators with larger brains for plotting out newer and better ways of killing and causing more violence.

world peace by AYB April 27, 2003

freedom fries

An American's stupid, sad attempt at being patriotic, because a bunch of snail-eaters refused to cooperate in George Dubya Bush's Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) campaign. Americans hate the French, but they sure eat Fritos, and Fritos is derived from the French word "frites", which is what the French call their fries.

I'll still call them FRENCH fries because that's what they were always called, never mind that the French didn't invent them.

freedom fries by AYB April 27, 2003

independent 

Free. Not bound by something.
Typically used in politics to describe (a)a nation or group of people that is no longer opressed or colonized, or (b) a nation that was formed by breaking up from another country.

After the great war, the continent was split into twelve independent states.

independent by AYB April 23, 2003

mercury 

A metal that is liquid at room temperature. It is typically used in thermometers, barometers, and other measuring devices. Is toxic to humans because it causes permanent brain and nerve damage. Mercury is nicknamed "quicksilver" because it was once used to shine hats and shoes before people realized that it caused insanity (Mad Hatter anyone?).

James developed severe schizophrenia within two years of working at a mercury factory.

mercury by AYB April 22, 2003

ripoff 

A scam or act of being cheated out of something. Typically related to money scams.

I paid $150 for Paint Shop Pro but I got it for free with a new modem I bought a year later. What a fucking ripoff!

ripoff by AYB April 22, 2003

Titanic 

The ship that was claimed by engineers to be the Unsinkable until a mere iceberg turned that fucker into one of the most embarassing failures of he 20th century.

The movie was also shit.

Titanic by AYB April 21, 2003