ASHLEY's definitions

cuff the carrot

male mastubation word

i need to cuff the carrot real bad man

by ashley May 13, 2005

SF

"Self freedom". Freeing yourself, sexually. i.e. Masturbation

Dude, I like totally SF-ed 5 times yesterday...I'm dry.

by Ashley March 27, 2005

moslow

Fat williamsville kid who somehow can play frisbee. Also, eats alot of pie. Known for sitting on couch and eating. Doing nothing.

" Way to be a Moslow"

by Ashley February 22, 2005

TJ

Tiny Junk i.e. small penis

That kid brett has tiny junk

by Ashley July 13, 2006

borket

Term:Half Breed
Taken: From the Boket family in Ipswich Australia

Ashley:My breath does not stink
Matty Doi:YEAH it does, You smelly breath borket

by Ashley July 30, 2004

Ashley" syndrome

To be cool; To be very smart and have obviously good taste. May apply to men who have "Ashley" syndrome". To be eternally grateful to one named Ashley. May also appply to those who love Ashley. Especially Ashley J. Also to be very sexy.

Man loves Ashley so he has the Ashley syndrome. See also "Goddess"

by Ashley March 6, 2005

maggle

1 To pester someone in order to make them read a poem aloud, record it, and post it on the Internet.

2 To spot non-English words.

I've been maggled, so now I have to record this poem!

by Ashley May 7, 2005