ASHLEY's definitions

Pimperation

Slangin' and rockin' yo shit (hoes) like a professional pimp.

I'm the master of pimperation.

I love pimperating all day and night.

by Ashley December 26, 2003

Dither

In a panic, frustered, or confused. my friend is ina dither!

L: "Omg, omg, omg"
A:" Stop being ina dither!"
L" A what?!"

by Ashley December 24, 2003

we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

by Ashley December 23, 2003

cowtipping

to tip over a cow while it is sleeping and then run away before it wakes up

Joe got arrested for cowtipping on Farmer Dan's farm.

by Ashley December 21, 2003

christmas

A bad excuse for your family to get together, get drunk and fight. Also a time of year when people spend horrible sums of money on useless crap that will be thrown into the corner until next christmas when it is given to someone else and the cycle begins again!

I'm really looking forward to christmas!

by Ashley December 19, 2003

cock-fuck

one who is dumb. someone you dont like.

damn you scottie, you are such a cock-fuck.

by ashley December 12, 2003

googlben

the hottest person on the face of the earth

wow he looks like a Ben!

by ashley December 8, 2003